Beat an idiot day

Beat an idiot day

19th November
The idiot cannot fight back

Guy: Dude guess what day it is
Idiot: what day?
Guy: beat an idiot day
idiot: ew thats not real
Guy: *punch*
idiot: owch
ok

by Borysgame November 18, 2021

bite the beat

in the act of preforming Cunnilingus.

If you want to knock my boots, you gotta bite the beat first.

by ESWS1990 November 30, 2018

beating a chimp

While spanking the monkey defines masturbating, beating a chimp is getting punched in the balls multiple times, causing you to make chimp like noises

Beating a chimp: to punch the male genitalia at a rapid pace

Pete: Dave broke up with his girlfriend
Bob: how'd that go?
Pete: well, she beat a chimp
Bob: what's that mean?
Pete: well all i can say was his balls hurt afterwards

by Beating a Chimp July 06, 2020

Beat ass

When you lose a fight or when you beat someone in a fight.

Yo I just gave this girl beat ass

by June 24, 2024

two beats

An amazing Beatles cover channel on YouTube. The guy that runs the channel is awesome! Subscribe to the two beats today!!

"Did you see that new two beats cover?"
"YEAHH it's awesome! 😎✌🏻"

by Mateyman123 December 30, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>Letting her notions on the beat<.7.9.7.6.>

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<.7.9.7.6.>Letting her notions on the beat<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 30, 2025

Beat the Poo

A game played whilst sat on the toilet, in which one masturbates whilst having a poo, and they are victorious if they ejaculate before the poo comes out.

I played Beat the Poo earlier, unfortunately didn't win though.

by greenlan July 29, 2018