David

A name used to describe someone who has a great hunger for bare feet (mostly female... but not always). His love for feet replaces his social funcioning as a normal human being.

Omg that guy really licked my feet, he's such a David

by Wet-B May 5, 2023

dr. david haskell

A biologist who wrote a book that tortures high school students

Jim: "Did you hear about Dr. David Haskell?"
Phil: "Isn't that the guy who took off his clothes in the woods in winter and bitched about being cold?"

by DavidDoctor March 17, 2019

david

a hunky man with a beautiful defined bottem

david the rizzler

by carl wheezer188 November 1, 2023

David Vasil

Slovakian Madlad with an unrequited love of any female within a 3-foot radius. Sassy, Bougie, nasty dude. Basketball is their life although a fondness of kissing camera lenses has been acquired. His culinary skills are profound with a love for the taste of seasonal vegetables such as carrots. Amature filmographer and aspiring actor, his backward-facing videos are notoriously juicy.

Wow! Did you see that performance the other day...? almost as good as 'ol David Vasil!

by youplonkerrodney! April 11, 2020

David

A person who brings a macetă to school

Why did you bring your knife you are such a David.

by tatal tau November 22, 2021

David

David is a sweat hearted mal, he is also known as simp towards any male or female mostly the male sex. David is also into deep hairy anal with any (homeless/not homeless). His main suspects are usually named : Ashley,Aston,Barry,Espen, The Matthews,Connor,Riley,Joey,Storm.

Oh I heard David loves anal.

by Cheryl Horsell April 18, 2021

Ariana David

Basic broke ass wannabe chick that’s dumb as a rock.

Damn don’t be like Ariana David.

by Kklumsy February 16, 2018