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Donkey Biscuit

Donkey Biscuit is a term coined in major US cities to describe a police officer that butters his anus Donkey = "Ass" prior to receiving analingus from another police officer.

Butter is commonly used in cooking to ensure food doesn't stick to the pan and thus in the case of law enforcement, the butter represents "no criminal charges sticking."

Donkey Biscuit has been increasingly used as an insult in modern protests throughout the country.
"That cop looks like a donkey biscuit"

"I'd rather be a cuckhold than a Donkey Biscuit"

"I'd make that officer my bitch if he wasn't a donkey biscuit"
by Taggard Muff September 17, 2020
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Donkey

Typically a mentally ill horse or your 4th grade sweetheart
Oh that donkey is so hot
by Ethan The Big gay October 20, 2021
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Donkey Surprise

In Blackjack, being dealt an Ace after doubling down on eleven.
After pushing my last chips in to double down on my eleven, my heart sank when the dealer hit me with a final donkey surprise.
by TrickyFrick September 29, 2017
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show donkey

Someone who is reserved yet confident. Not afraid to strut their stuff. Someone who has pride in what they do and who they are. Not as flashy as a stallion but is more rugged and useful. Works hard but can be exuberant when required and loves to be pampered.
That guy over there is a show donkey for sure.
by Dilly Bar October 9, 2019
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Shrek donkey

Hype of him is unreal ....!

He is all india Shrek donkey president
by Donkey president March 29, 2021
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a motherfucking donkey dick sucking hentai watching bitch is a guy/woman that do these things
my motherfucking donkey dick sucking hentai watching bitch is watching hentai and furry porn while smoking crack cocaine again
by slippygf111 July 23, 2024
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Donkey Launch

The sexual act/assault of punching a Gilf (grandpa or grandma ) you are mounting up the ass in the back of their head, causing both their rectum to spasm and contract pleasurably around your member whilst simultaneously sending their dentures flying out of their facial orifice. See Donkey Punch
My Goth, Daefith, can yoof see wheh you sendth ma tehf??

Sorry, Ray, I must have Donkey Launch'ed them into space.
by Vari the Vampire May 20, 2024
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