The Hamster and the Bird

Work by Jacob Potter, written in the form of an epic poem, allegorising the tale of his friends Elise and Evie. Though not very widely read, it's commentary on childhood, romance, and the American obsession with violence are thought by the text's cult following to make the poem one of the greatest of all time.

Scholar 1: Have you read 'The Hamster and the Bird?'
Scholar 2: Yeah man, that poem's the shit, I think I'm gonna do my dissertation on it.

by Homer001 June 03, 2022

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Clay-birding

The act of your jerking off into a used garment/property of somebody you want to fuck then. Then Just before you cum, you throw the used grament/property in the air and try to shoot load and hit said target.

Bro! brandon went clay-birding with jessicas' towel in the lounge lastnight. Dude chucked it back in the heat rack after the mad dog.

by Saltyseadog75 August 02, 2018

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Baby Birding

When a Tree Climber calls "BABY BIRD!" The groundguy runs under the tree, opens there mouth looking upward, flaps their arms.

The Climber then spits in the groundguys mouth.

FRANKS in the tree top pruning a tree. Dan is a asshole so Franks yells baby bird, Dan runs under Frank tree begings Baby Birding . FRANK spits in his mouth.

by Aholetreeguy November 23, 2022

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baby birding

v. when vomit is your kink and you exchange vomit in each others mouths during sex

last night me and my s/o were baby birding so hard that i came

by karbear8459 January 27, 2017

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Baby Birding

When one person gets a mouthful of alcohol and then transfers it to another persons mouth and then that person transfers to to another person and it’s like a chain. It will get you drunk.

Jake: “Hey Amy you down for baby birding”
Amy: “Sure Jake, Kiah wanna do it too.”
Kiah: “yeah sure, anyone else wanna join”

by 0k3y June 23, 2019

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