Peppitt syndrome

An social infliction targeting unseasonable characters. Most likely virgins starving for attention. This character will lie and decieve to convince listeners of his sexual prowess. Most likely sexual encounters will be in exclusive locations with models or equally attractive 'women'. Any collabrative witnesses have yet to be sourced. In short, a doosh

'Hey man i was working at that fashion launch the other evening and i totally nailed this smokin model in the broom closet'. Warning: Almost definately a lie. Peppitt Syndrome finds another victim

by Hi Oscar August 21, 2009

fritos syndrome

When a chick doesn't clean her cootch properly, and her poon starts to smell like Chili Cheese Fritos. VERY, VERY NASTY. Can result in nausea and vomiting by said chick's boyfriend, and stalking behaviors.

I was fingering her, but she ended up with Fritos Syndrome. My finger smelled like it for a week!

by Anti November 17, 2004

Asperger's Syndrome

Asperger's syndrome is a disease that is a mild variant of autism. "Aspies" tend to have the same social, organizational, and sensory difficulties as other autistic individuals, but their intelligence, communication and developmental abilities are not as affected by their disease as their peers. They also may exibit the same symptoms as their peers with ADD or ADHD (concentration, tendency to create errors due to speed, etc). Many adults that were simply "daydreamers" are now believed or known to be diagnosed with this disease. Many are NOT emotionally disturbed and may go on to lead sucessful (college, job, family, independant) lives.

Some of the greatest human minds are believed to be autistic; Albert Einstien and Thomas Edison are among them. Asperger's syndrome also affects the lives of many non-famous people.

by Jessica B April 9, 2006

hairtie syndrome

adj. When the vagina of a promiscuous individual has become extremely loose, therefore resembling an old hairtie.

n. Any somewhat loose coochie.

"She such a ho she probably gon' have hairtie syndrome fo' she 20."

"Nic and I have been doing it so much I'm afraid I'm getting hairtie syndrome already."

by Radishimoe July 1, 2008

Smiley Syndrome

Smiley-Syndrome: The Inability to control your inner ego and remain Humble and disassociate ad hoc attacks with something bigger than yourself. Smiley-Syndrome is a more severe case of bitchassness.

Reverend Wright has smiley syndrome. Smiley syndrome gives him a false sense of believing people care about the substantive merits of his arguments. Smiley syndrome makes one feel the need to prove himself to the public and defend his statements.

by Peter Wilkins May 4, 2008

Simp Syndrome

You have a feeling that you like someone and you'll do anything for them and people will start calling you a simp but you don't care because your happy being a simp for drea- nevermind....Oh and it's not contagious-

You simp you have the simp syndrome now.

by LeCanadianCoconut October 24, 2020

mileven syndrome

causes you to cry through the night, have heartaches and headaches, an itchy leg, curly hair and uncontrollable nose and ear bleeds. It lasts for 353 at the maximum.

I totally ship mileven it’s such an adorable name. I think i have... mileven syndrome!

by uniberry4 March 13, 2018