Walmart Syndrome

Habitually going to Walmart and spending money on things that you don't really need: dvds, cds, video games, etc. Often times it occurs due to boredom.

"Yesterday I went to Walmart and bought a dvd for no apparent reason. I think I might have Walmart Syndrome."

by Blueboy57 October 24, 2008

fritos syndrome

When a chick doesn't clean her cootch properly, and her poon starts to smell like Chili Cheese Fritos. VERY, VERY NASTY. Can result in nausea and vomiting by said chick's boyfriend, and stalking behaviors.

I was fingering her, but she ended up with Fritos Syndrome. My finger smelled like it for a week!

by Anti November 17, 2004

Asperger's Syndrome

Asperger's syndrome is a disease that is a mild variant of autism. "Aspies" tend to have the same social, organizational, and sensory difficulties as other autistic individuals, but their intelligence, communication and developmental abilities are not as affected by their disease as their peers. They also may exibit the same symptoms as their peers with ADD or ADHD (concentration, tendency to create errors due to speed, etc). Many adults that were simply "daydreamers" are now believed or known to be diagnosed with this disease. Many are NOT emotionally disturbed and may go on to lead sucessful (college, job, family, independant) lives.

Some of the greatest human minds are believed to be autistic; Albert Einstien and Thomas Edison are among them. Asperger's syndrome also affects the lives of many non-famous people.

by Jessica B April 9, 2006

Sharkeisha Syndrome

The negative outlook that there will never be a fight video that will top the Sharkeisha attack. 1 in 4 white males suffer from this syndrome.

Charles: Let's go to World Star and watch some fuckery.

Bob: Eh. I'm just not into them anymore. I think I am suffering from Sharkeisha Syndrome.

by Maxwell Hauser January 8, 2014

muppet syndrome

The effect experienced by any man when confronted by a naked chick whilst holding a video camera.

Symptoms include heavy breathing, excessive talking, telling blatantly unfunny jokes, and generally acting like a complete muppet.

I found some really good home-made porn a while back but the guy had terrible muppet syndrome. I wish that guy would just shut the fuck up.

by The Other Greg June 15, 2006

mileven syndrome

causes you to cry through the night, have heartaches and headaches, an itchy leg, curly hair and uncontrollable nose and ear bleeds. It lasts for 353 at the maximum.

I totally ship mileven it’s such an adorable name. I think i have... mileven syndrome!

by uniberry4 March 13, 2018

Stuckhome Syndrome

When you have been on Covid-19 lockdown and practiced social distancing for so long you’re afraid it’s going to be weird when you can leave the house again.

After sheltering in place for almost three months to avoid Covid-19 infection, Rachel felt it was normal to never leave the house. She was diagnosed with Stuckhome Syndrome by her therapist

by Tomazon April 25, 2020