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Post-coital surprise

He nutted in my ass after a quicky. I had to rush out and I got a nice post-coital surprise at the first traffic light. My panties were soaked
by PocketLewis October 6, 2024
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Chocolate syrup surprise

When your in the act of making love with your wife from behind and you slip your dick into her ass without saying anything first and then she proceeds to diarrhea all over your penis
“yea me and my wife were doing it last might and I gave her the old chocolate syrup surprise
by Tonka Jahari January 17, 2026
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Anderson Chocolate Surprise

When You Fuck A Girl And Accidentally Put It In Her Ass And She Likes It
We Tried Anal And He Gave Me An Anderson Chocolate Surprise
by 18.Panini January 25, 2026
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Petey's purr-fect surprise

"Have you checked out Petey's purr-fect surprise yet?"
by Heavee dewteee February 17, 2025
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Chocolate cake batter surprise

When you are baking a cake and run out of chocolate and decide to use your diarrhea as a substitute, but you don’t tell anyone and it is a surprise
He had a chocolate cake batter surprise after eating his friend’s cake. He ended up shitting it out the next day and making his own version of it.
by FireFuego May 20, 2025
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