Post-wank vision helps improve your judgement on relationship decisions when your horny. When you take off the ‘wank goggles’ your mind will be clearer, allowing you to assess relationship decisions based on there true attributes (and not just her fine ass).
Eoghan: *thinks to himself* awwwwww fuck that took way too long. Thank god for twins.
Eoghan text: mate, my post wank vision suggests I should keen this chick around.
Andrew M: nice move mate, all big calls should be made with a clear mind.
What time will I meet you for the McGregor fight?
Eoghan text: mate, my post wank vision suggests I should keen this chick around.
Andrew M: nice move mate, all big calls should be made with a clear mind.
What time will I meet you for the McGregor fight?
by Some mate1 January 26, 2020
When a female volunteers information about herself that nobody else cares about. Almost always a tactic to get attention from lonely simps on social media such as Discord, Facebook, Twitter etc..
Woman posting examples:
"I really want to get leg warmers."
"My brother is taking ages in the bathroom, I wish he would hurry up fr"
"Behavioral sciences are my interests. Following in the footsteps of my retired clinical psych and criminologist mother."
"I really want to get leg warmers."
"My brother is taking ages in the bathroom, I wish he would hurry up fr"
"Behavioral sciences are my interests. Following in the footsteps of my retired clinical psych and criminologist mother."
by alpruzoolams September 26, 2022
When someone is posting their face / body online for a multitude of reasons, but usually for the attention of the opposite sex - and usually in a classless manner that detracts from their personality.
Boy 1: I'm seeing this girl a lot recently but she keeps uploading pictures to Instagram like every day, there's always something on show.
Boy 2: She been posting face yeah?
Boy 1: Yeah, she been posting face BAD bro
Boy 2: She been posting face yeah?
Boy 1: Yeah, she been posting face BAD bro
by peacedit June 09, 2021
Jesus posting or just Jesusposting is a subsection of "shit posting" where you use religious quotes in a satirical manner
by HenryS June 28, 2023
Posting selectively controversial comments for short periods of time to see who responds and what their opinion is before too many people see it and your life is ruined.
Stab posting is posting “Bill Cosby is free! I guess drinks are on him” followed by watching the comments for 30 minutes and then deleting the posts
by BKallSmiles July 31, 2021
National post a pic of your best friend day, means to take time out of your day to appreciate what your best friend has done for you
by Kenken1156 August 03, 2021
what happens when there is one person getting perryed from both sides. Much like the eifel tower, the end result of the field goal post looks like a field goal post
by Yeah Tone December 15, 2007