by aangelofast June 8, 2021
Get the Angelo John mug.An autistic little fuck who thinks he's the shit but really is a little pussy who plays hula-hoop golf on his free time. John won the BE Award in elementary school (a reward given to absolute fucking retards). His sister is honestly the hottest fucking girl on the planet and I would fuck her brains out every single day of the week
What's the matter with that kid over there, and who's the hot girl next to him?
Him? Oh, that's John O, and that's his banging sister next to him.
Him? Oh, that's John O, and that's his banging sister next to him.
by dude748399294756 August 13, 2017
Get the John O mug.Man, I totally John the Baptist'd my date last night in the Arby's bathroom. She was so angry that she made me wash the beef packed feces from her hair.
by Shmuckboy August 1, 2018
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This is a rare phenomenon that occurs when you take a shit and it gets stuck in a way that allows it to protrude through the top of the water and stick straight up. As you wipe and the tp sticks to it it becomes John the Bishop.
by I am not who you think I am! June 10, 2011
Get the John the Bishop mug.To be John Kreese'd is to be bent over with laughter, as if you were creased (like a piece of paper). It is a play on words - Kreese/Crease.
Sensei John Kreese being from the Karate Kid Trilogy.
Sensei John Kreese being from the Karate Kid Trilogy.
by Grazor Gramon June 26, 2006
Get the John Kreese'd mug.a very sexy, strong, smart, ladies man that is loved by everyone that sees him. there is no way possible to regect his charming good looks and his sweetness. every girl wants him, and every guy wants to be him.
by Goose McLovin April 27, 2011
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