Beers to clear

When you are still drunk the morning after and you don’t wanna start drinking again.....yet.

‘Hey broski, you gunna get that $8 IPA’ ‘Nope, I got beers to clear’

by Jaker704 April 14, 2018

beer beav

When a woman gets a yeast infection after getting eaten out by a beer drinker.

I accidentally gave my girlfriend beer beav after chugging Natty Lights all night.

by palabrameister January 25, 2023

Beer tower

Associated with Will Ferrel’s son. The process of stacking empty cans of beer to use in a sexual act.

Dude did you beer tower her again?

by Jack,1112 December 23, 2023

Beer Daddy

The friend who buys rounds of beer for the table, or always shows up to events with a case of beer in hand.

Do we have beer for flip cup? Where’s beer daddy?

Beer daddy is here! (Spoken while carrying two pitchers of beer to the table)

by LavaReign October 18, 2024

2 beers no shots

When you want to have a chill night and not blackout. You say, “I’m only going out for 2 beers no shots”. Which inevitably leads to you blackout the F out. Every single time.

Man 1: wanna drink tonight?
Man 2: sure, but I’m only having 2 beers no shots
Later that day….
Man 1&2: absolutely sideways.

by ModifiedPotato October 28, 2023

New Orleans Root Beer Float

Having Thomas the Tank Engine fling a can of root beer into your asshole.

I sure wish my wife would let me do a New Orleans Root Beer Float, I love Thomas the Tank Engine.

by SunshineDickass May 31, 2024

Beer planking

The act of planking on your empty beer cans(bottles)

If you drink six beers you try planking on your empty six cans(bottles)
Person 1- Lets see if i can plank on all these empty beer cans left over from the party
Person 2- But thats not legal Beer planking

by ExtremeBeerPlanker July 12, 2011