Simp

Someone not like Mordecai from the regular show

If Margaret made onlyfans mordecai will be her biggest fan and Rigby tells he is beginning to simp

by Niggasimp May 18, 2020

Simp

S.impleton I.nfatuated with M.eaningless P.ussy

Someone who's addicted to porn so badly they waste money on E-girls for their nudes, forgetting that Pornhub, Google images or their high school's girl's locker room is free.

"Boy I don't know how to explain this to you buuuuut... look, you're a simp. I'm gonna have to report you to kuzco" - Kronk

by Ieatassfordinner May 18, 2020

simp

pearson that subbed tier 3 to pokimane

guy1:i have subbed to pokimane with a tier 3
guy2:SIMP!!!!!!!

by leilinho10 May 18, 2020

Simp

A simp is usually some one who has multiple female friends, but calls them bestfriends to potentially fuck them

Matt is such a simp. He always has a new bestfriend

by Ryanpapasmurf May 18, 2020

Simp

A man who puts the hoes before the bros.
Most probably a very gay male.
Man like José with the punini.

Ex: Call the mandem. José is the biggest simp of all time

by Macho Alfa May 19, 2020

Simp

A guy who puts the hoes before the bros.
A man like José with the punini.
Probably a very gay male who gets friendzoned and turns out to be really gay at 40.

Ex: Call the mandem. This man José is a big simp.

by Macho Alfa May 19, 2020

Simp

What dumbass idiots call a someone showing human decency to a girl.

Person 1: Hey did you see this definition for Simp?
Person 2: That sounds like what a Simp would say.
Person 1: Bro stfu.

by StephenHawking'sSearchHistory May 19, 2020