Crumpet muffin

The thing kids say to be cool instead of saying mother fucker.

You crumpet muffin!

by Yolo beast yolo loo April 24, 2014

Jicky Muffin

My Dad, who was a very refined man, called an English Muffin a Jicky Muffin. Is that term still used in England just to be funny?

Let’s go to this new Diner and have some Jicky Muffins.

by Charlotte D. June 11, 2022

bi slut muffin

A bisexual person from Lansing who is so tired of dealing with the locals that she's ready to take life by the throat and finger bang it into submission.

"Damn, that girl is really going all out on that group of S&M Jesuits from Ohio. Who is that?"

"Oh, that's my bi slut muffin."

by romanxxv October 18, 2022

Muffin men

Men with dad bods, most of the time gay rednecks

I love muffin men

by Tinytwink69 March 21, 2023

Muffin

A curse word
Well for bbh at least

Bbh: QUACKITY YOU MUFFINHEAD
Muffinhead stands for motherfucker

by Anonymous alien 52909 March 22, 2021

gusset muffin

when a women butt cheeks go round the gusset on underwear( the stip at the bottom of the pants where you put a sanitary towel )

Nicky- that underwear is too tight u can see your gusset muffin

by nomnomnom2 October 8, 2018

muffin shop

a gay sex orgy

"man, did you see billy at the muffin shop last night? dude walked out with four guys on each arm!"

by billystuvilegit August 24, 2018