dry mouth desert

Anything known for an abundance of thirsty hoes or dudes.

Friend 1: If I see one more, like my status if...

Friend 2: Facebook is a dry mouth desert now. Get Twitter.

Friend 1: What about Instagram?

Friend 2: Even worse. That's a ratchet dry mouth desert.

by Fully Torqued November 18, 2012

putting words in the horse's mouth

the ugly anti-social habit of interrupting someone by finishing their sentences/words for them

boy, in an argument with his father:

boy: dad, sorry, but I'll skip dinner tonight and (...)

father: (...) finish your chemistry and physics projects you are working on with your girlfriend Melissa?

boy: kodem koll, dad, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, something you've learnt to do so well lately. it's rude. And FYI it's actually Spanish and Latin homework I was going to work on anyways. I'll work on the chemistry and physics later.

by Sexydimma December 15, 2012

Kotton Mouth Killer

n. anything that could be used to alleviate Kotton Mouth
n. a drink of incredible deliciousness

Sebastian: Hey, is there any more Kotton Mouth Killer?
Jay: Yes. There is horchata, smoothies, and gatorade in the refrigerator.

by Dr.agon December 19, 2012

Booty Mouth

One whose lips been inflated in purportion to their booty.

Those bitches in Miami have mad Booty mouth.

by Unlimitied Girth January 7, 2013

911-mouth

A person who is beautiful, but who always says something stupid/crazy/annoying. He/she is called such, because, much like 911, when he/she opens his/her mouth, the whole world changes.

I love to look at Mary, but when she opens her mouth, i lose all interest.

dude, she's a 911-mouth.

by apoxy September 30, 2012

Mouth to shoe

When a man gets sucked off in a field and jizzes that much that a bit drips out the givers mouth and stains there shoe!

After a night out quick head giving relating in full mouth and leaking into shoe.

Mouth to shoe

by Oooooosh October 27, 2012

Cotton mouthed Carl

When a stoner won't stop complaining about having cotton mouth after smoking.

"Man shut the fuck up about your cotton mouth"

"But it's like someone shoved cotton balls in my mouth"

"Don't be such a Cotton mouthed Carl"

by Spootybeaver113 November 2, 2012