Mary Jensen Syndrome

From There’s Something about Mary. A girl who keeps being pursused by weirdos, assholes and no-hopers. This girl is the epitome of perfection; volunteers for disadvantaged people, is naturally sweet and kind, has an excellent job and is beautiful. However, ladies like this in real life rarely end up with the Ted of their dreams.

Kara keeps falling for douchebags, she suffers from Mary Jensen Syndrome

by Lavynia May 19, 2018

Mary Kate

Mary Kate is a blonde girl with light colored eyes. She's so pretty, her hair is gorgeous, and she dresses well. She loves soccer, singing, and reading. She's sweet, down-to-earth, and determined. Shes not great at spelling but gets amazing grades. She's hard on herself.

Mary Kate is a popular girl that everyone loves.

Kid: "Who kicked the ball that high?!"
Kid 2: "Mary-Kate ofc. She's a great soccer player!"
Kid: "She should be captain! She's so good!"
Kid 2: "wow, that's a great idea! Mary Kate would be great at that, she's a great leader"

by welpimstillhere December 27, 2023

Bloody Blumkin Mary

Eating out a female while onst her period and taking a shit!

Hey mom, I finally got a Bloody Blumkin Mary on my lunch break today.

by FluidMotionFlow July 11, 2025

Bloody Mary

adjective.

The art of having sex with an intoxicated girl while she is on her period

1, Dude did you hear about Aadi last night?
2, Yeah man didn't he Bloody Mary that girl?

by Bullcutbaby September 11, 2014

St Mary's Bishops Stortford

facts:
-Located in your mum
-school is 2km wide(like ur mums vag)
-Wreaks of warm breath and sweaty eyelids
-The place where people go to lotion their mum
-ran by a horse
-Ran by teachers with their cheds out
-equivalent of when your washing ur face and water drips down ur elbows

It is a school where dedicated to achieving excellence for all

kid: do you st mary's
me: yes and so does ur mum
kid:cries cos st mary's bishops stortford is so good
me:like ur mum

by mumstealingyalist May 5, 2022

Mari

one of the prettiest, smartest, cutest, evil, caring, creative, talented, psycho, cute fat cheeks, puts-a-smile-on-my-face, amazing and most beautiful girls ever. actually.. the only one of her kind.

Mari is the best of the best

by Dollfacee December 31, 2020

Mary

A woman or transgendered man who is clever to her or his self but is actually of low intelligence.

Has Mary left yet?

by IOWSuperCity April 3, 2022