Dark Magician Girl

Gains 300 ATK for every "Dark Magician" or "Magician of Black Chaos" in your GY. Also has huge ass boobies.

i finally created realistic dark magician girl sex robots! CUM POWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

pls kill me

by Sussybaka12345 September 17, 2022

meth magician

A person who always has a sack for sale, & seems to keep a good amount of personal, it just seems as though they are a magician..... POOF.... A sack!!! They can make or obtain a sack out of no where!!!!

Hey brah, he's gotta be a meth magician!?!?!? Did you see him pull that fat sack out of nowhere??? The way that person produces meth out of thin air is just like that of a magician

by Northside CWB September 30, 2022

Hobo Magician

Be weary of these creatures as they posses mind blowing half ass skills. Often referred to as Sam, Samuel or even Sam-Wells, these disgusting shoeless vagrants can cast spells of wonder and fuckery.

Found in the heart of hoboville, PA they squat in abandoned structures like churches or similar structures. These nasty piece of shit wizards never wear shoes and can be spotted by the sight of feet that could gag a maggot.

Stay far away from these diseased shitbags as they will accompanied by filthy cats and possums. The cats are whores who will fuck fo sho.

“Did you see that hobo magician driving that gross Expedition?”

“Yeah, that’s Sam-Wells his cat is a whore!!”

by Sam’s Shit Wagon June 13, 2023

Word magician 🪄

A person that practices word magic.🪄

: magic involving the use of words in a manner determined by a belief that the very act of uttering a word summons or directly affects the person or thing that the word refers to. 🪄

* my guru is a word magician🪄

* The word magician🪄 wields spells and incantations.

* The road pirates are always baffled by the verbal fog of a word magician 🪄

by Awkward broccoli January 7, 2024

The Magical Boon

The magical boon is an almost infinitely powerful deity that often takes the form of a 2 dimensional sleek black sonic except for its mouth and eyes which are human and B&W. He is the brother of the all knowing god Jfeph. The magical boon can only be summoned by beating up somebody wearing a mask of his face. Unless you give him a good reason not to; he will chase you down and kill you. It can be any dimension (as in 3d/2d/4/d) its true form is every size, shape and color and if you saw it in person you would die instantly, he instead uses an internet meme he likes called It’s Not Your Headphones as an appearance. You can only beat it by showing it a clock on JESUS O’ CLOCK which happens for 1 minute randomly once a year. If you do it it leaves back to the dimension of concepts (similar to the aether). If you are near it ominous and deep erhu music plays. When it goes in for the kill the low music turns to a screechy high pitched erhu noise that is arpeggiated. It once resided in a glove called: the boon, which is how it got its name. It was released from said glove when it was cast into the fires of the despicable mountain. It is one of the only creatures that don’t die when looking into Jfeph’s face (because of how it is the most ugly thing possible)

the magical boon just killed zach

by Magicalboon March 13, 2025

Black Magick SS

Black Magick SS (Star Ship) is an Australian rock and Metal band formed in Tasmania, Australia. They have been known for their use of World War 2 German and National Socialist imagery in their visual and Verbal illustrations such as their album covers, Band name, and Lyrics. The SS in their name usually gets mistaken for the German Waffen SS or Schutzstaffel. The SS also has been mistaken as "Sean Swanson" due to a Spotify Publisher posting B.M.S.S songs under the name B.M "Sean Swanson". Eventually the SS has been proven to be "Star Ship" by their Youtube channel's name. Black Magick SS are known for their mix of Nazi and Occult lyrics. They make an array of different genres such as Black/Doom metal, Electro, Synth, and Psychedelic rock. Their first album was "Symbols of Great Power" Released in 2012. Black Magick SS barely uploads their music onto streaming platforms and sells their music via physical copy such as in Vinyl's and CD's until recently when their music has been uploaded onto Spotify under the name Black Magick SS.

Gurt: Yo you fw Black Magick SS?

Yo: Hell yea

Gurt: whats your favorite song

Yo: Shi prolly "The Bomb", the organs sounds mad hard on that shi like 60s typa stuff yk

Gurt: HY

by Pumpkin Pringles May 5, 2025

Dark Magician Software

code that is completely open sourced but is extremely complex and provides no documentation, making it incredibly hard for people to understand how it works and borderline impossible to improve or add further functionality to it

Engineer 1: "Hey, did you check that new pull request I put up?"
Engineer 2: "I didn't because I don't look at your repo. I can't understand half of that at a glance."
Engineer 1: "At a glance? You kids and your 'comments'... can't you just read the code?"
Enginner 2: "Yeah, like I'd spend two full nights reading your fucking dark magician software. I hope you get fired."

by shodanTLTWB November 17, 2025