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Max

Max is a really sweet, and really amazing girl, she knows what she is doing. She can also be very active. She isn't one of those girls who wear pink everyday, and causes drama, no, she plays video games with the guys, and is not afraid to burp once in awhile. She also laughs often, and is very adventurous. She is very indecisive, and loves it that way. She is not afraid to be dangerous! Maxes are also really smart. You would want a girl like her!
Max: Hi, I'm Max!
Person 1: Sup?

Person 2: Um... your THE Max? You must be really smart!
Max: Thank you!
Person 2: And really kind!
Max: Um..
Person 2: And really funny!
*Goes on forever*
by ThePerson624 March 28, 2019
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Bucket Max

When a person is terminally ill and decides to max out their credit cards.
In consideration of "a bucket list", "bucket maxing " before death is a great

way to fuck over the man one last time before you kick it.
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Morty: Oh geez, the doctor just gave me 6 months to live with terminal brain cancer...
Rick: Shitty deal, Morty. What are you gonna do with your 6 months?
Morty: Oh geez I don't know, Rick. What should I do?
Rick: Because you're dying, I won't make fun of you for not having thought of this already...
but I got two words for you Morty - "Bucket" and "Max"
Morty: "Bucket" and "max" what's that mean?
Rick: "Bucket Max", Morty. When you max out your CC's before you die!
See, I've allllready got you started - I just ordered 50,000$ worth of lab equipment!
Yeaaaahhhh Morty! Happy death party buddy! Common, times a wasting SPEND SPEND SPEND!!!
Morty: Oh gezzz...

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by Playtard July 15, 2019
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Max Prestige Gooner

Max prestige gooner is a gooner who is described as finding any possible way as to where they can goon.
This means they would find devices, websites, porn models, and even goon in class all for the sake of gooning
*sees guy gooning in class*
Bro is a max prestige gooner
by JerrySucksToes December 3, 2024
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Max Sonic-chebs

The epitome of speed. This big lump denies all laws of physics as he once ran faster than the speed of light. And yes, it was to Maccies after sweating 10kg of water weight at embargos.
Is it a bird, is it a plane, no its just Max Sonic-chebs running 248.91 mph.
by uhprofile November 22, 2024
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Max

a fat mf who doesnt get out of bed
Person 1: Come outside and play with me
Person 2: No I don't want to
Person 1: Stop being a Max
by tryharddan456 November 8, 2022
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Max

The best, most amazing, sweet, misunderstood, precious, perfect person in the world. Mine. Sheeeesh
Omg, why can't everyone be like Max.
by anonymous February 19, 2022
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Max

Max is wonderful. A max is often a cat. Most likely a black or a white cat. You like max or hate max. Hes often smarter than you think And hes REALLY cute. He is really nice but if you annoy him he will be REALLY angry.
Friend: Awww, so cute cat!
You: Yeah!
Friend: Is his name max?
by anonymous October 28, 2021
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