kevinas

to gay someone and make them cum like hard cum penis sex

I just kevinased martynas into cumming on his penis

by ne martynas February 13, 2026

Kevinated

A term used to describe someone who is naturally funny, chaotic in a good way, and somehow makes every situation more entertaining without even trying. A Kevinated person usually turns normal moments into inside jokes and keeps the vibe alive.

Bro the party was boring until Kevin showed up… the whole place got kevinated.

by piyush. March 5, 2026

kevin

anything bad, especially m*ndays

ugh tomorrow is kevin
man that sucks

by kevinhater444 March 8, 2026

Kevin

One who believes that cum is neutral, it’s neither straight nor gay. It’s where it’s deposited that makes the one depositing it gay or not.

Believes that men are superior to women because women can’t make men kings but only kings who can make women queens. Thats why they call it KINGdom, NOT QUEENdom.

Simpin’ ain’t pimpin’

That’s so Kevin

Kevin have mercy I’m about to bust

Our Kevin, is an aweosme Kevin he reigns

by Bevinkaker559 September 24, 2024

Kevin McAllister’d

Fining one’s self Home Alone on a Holiday, instead of with family as planned

Person 1: Worst Holiday ever! My family sucks!
Person 2: Oh no, what happened!

Person 1: I was Kevin McAllister’d

by thatmadcat November 29, 2024

Kevined

To be eliminated twice in the same week by the same person in two different fantasy leagues.

I thought I was good until Josh Allen went nuclear and I got Kevined.

by Captain Man-man December 22, 2024

kevin li

We are kevins, lets all be kevin together.

I'm here to speak for all of us-
we are kevins.

kevin kevin kevin

DUDE IS THAT KEVIN LI????????

( a man, normally asian, stays loyal to ONE girl (even if she never loved him, what an idiot he is)

by ClassyKoovin January 8, 2025