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by cocklover1885 October 26, 2019
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I'm gonna hard

"I'm gonna hard" is a phrase sad when getting close to being three stocked in Super Smash Bros for the Nintendo 3DS, and while playing a Luigi. The phrase is prophesized to easily get you more dates and statistically proven to make you better at Super Smash Bros for the Nintendo 3DS. This phrase is stronger if you say it while playing as Pink Luigi.
*Getting close to being three stocked in smash bros* "I'm gonna hard!"
by jimmain October 2, 2022
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Hard Itch'd

Hard Itch'd 'noun'
"Hannah you're a bitch" Omg did she hard Itch'd me?
by Bayarea Dictionary February 2, 2024
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if its not hard its not right

Jason42009 said this and it was really funny
Jason42009 said if its not hard its not right it was funny
by Higuysimdepressedjustkidding January 30, 2021
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Hard off

Beastin’
Obsessive

Desperate

Usually for money.
When your drug dealer constantly hitting you up that they got ‘fire’ when it’s always garbage.

They got you up for the 18th time in 3 days ‘yo come through. I got that fire’
‘Nah man. I’m good. Are you really that hard off for my money’

When your one friend is always dressed with some flashy accessory or piece of clothing.
‘Are you really that hard off to make some kind of first impression

When you borrow $5 from your coworker because you left your wallet home. They text you that night reminding you. Then first thing when you get in the next day

‘Yo you got that $5’
‘Yeah just gotta get change when we stop at Quick Chek’
Before you can get your wallet out when you get back to the truck

‘Yo were you able to get change’
‘Shit man. Are you really that hard off for $5’
by Longstrides March 27, 2020
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School of Hard Knocks

What uneducated, depressed, lonely, dropout, (usually American) drug addicts put as their education on any social media platform because it makes them feel better than admitting that they couldn’t pass the basic high school requirements.
Job: Thug/Drug Dealer at Your Mom
Education: School of Hard Knocks
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 July 21, 2023
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Hard Brexit

During fisting: when the fister has made a fist inside the fistee and pulls it out rapidly and without warning.
You’re ffun to play with Dave, but if you do a hard Brexit again I’ll punch you.
by skoas March 9, 2024
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