by lol i hate her October 15, 2018
Get the South Miami Middle Schoolmug. Lower dauphin IS BY FAR THE WORST school district the teachers look like they just fucked in the bathroom and the guys are either on probation or a horndog. The girls are either a total bitch or ugly as hell! and the principles are like all creations from years of years of incest. Many of the students get in more trouble than doing good. The bully problem is off the charts high! One student was doing his vaporizer or "vape pen" and the damn thing exploded in his face and 3 other peoples face. The teachers can read english, cursive, or anything even if the neatest handwriting is written. Because of all the retarded kids here we call this place slower dauphin, where your dreams go to die. If you have a dream the teacher and principles and even guidance counselors shut you down this is by far the worst place and dont even get me started on the superintendent... she thinks she knows how to handle kids but 6 of every 20 kids either are doing coke in the bathrooms or smoking something... the white boys are dumb fucking wiggers and the girls are whores every guy probably have cabbage ass ... so do your self a favor ovoid slower dauphin and once more fuck you lower daupin
by Urban dumbfuck May 21, 2015
Get the Lower dauphin middle schoolmug. A sex act involving meticulous preparation whereby a male (or female with penis) shaves his testicles, gooch and head and proceeds to store the shaven hair. Step two requires minor culinary skills in that a couple of Mars Bars must be heated in a pan and brought to highly viscous (thick), yet fluid, syrup. The newly created concoction (after cooling to a lukewarm temperature) is then carefully lathered onto the perpetrator’s earlier prepared erected penis and testicles. All the shaven hair is generously applied to the chocolate-coated trouser snake until it is completely covered to create an ‘ewok-type’ appeal. The final, and crucial, step is to coax a female to initiate the art of felatio on you and, in a jack-in-the-box-style maneuver, reveal your Middle Eastern Mars Bar.
*NB: It should be noted the Mars Bar syrup possesses both practical and aesthetic purposes:
Practical – to allow the hair to stick;
Aesthetic – to act as a dark background to the hair
*NB: It should be noted the Mars Bar syrup possesses both practical and aesthetic purposes:
Practical – to allow the hair to stick;
Aesthetic – to act as a dark background to the hair
She was coughing up chocolate fur balls for weeks after I gave her the Middle Eastern Mars Bar at Steve's place after Dirty Thursdays.
by GTD August 10, 2007
Get the Middle Eastern Mars Barmug. A low down school with major leakages and needs a lot of fixing up, but has good staff. It has been around for years, and used to be the old high school, but people couldn't find the time/money to build a new school for a middle school, so they used the old high school... that was not such a good choice, so whoever made that happen, you can go fuck yourself and die in a hole.
The students are either skanks or douches. The majority of them are Italian, so they try to reenact Jersey Shore like it is their job.
The students are either skanks or douches. The majority of them are Italian, so they try to reenact Jersey Shore like it is their job.
"Hey did you ever go to North Haven Middle School?"
"WTF no, that place is filled with shit and skanks."
"WTF no, that place is filled with shit and skanks."
by trickster246 February 18, 2012
Get the North Haven Middle Schoolmug. A middle school in New York where a bunch of rich kids live and vape to much and be pretend gangsters for fun. They act like they thicc but really they are flatter than the phone (or computer) your reading this on.
by Air Row June 22, 2018
Get the West Genesee Middle schoolmug. If I were to define this school it’s basically a school we’re wanna be rich white kids go to school it’s a racist school also most of the teachers are pedos and it’s where white kids go to lose their virginity and get sucked off by the gym teacher after school for a dollar cause he needs money
by Miguelbbc December 13, 2018
Get the Trail ridge middle schoolmug. When you get fucking food poisoning and the teachers hope you die of a stroke becuse they are to busy shoving there fingers up there ass
by xXlootthiefXx January 23, 2019
Get the Camp ernst middle schoolmug.