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z-chara board hit

(N.B: this definition, with no offense meant to Zdeno Chara of The Boston Bruins or anyone else on The Boston Bruins organization, is named after Zdeno Chara's now infamous (among Montreal Canadiens fans at least) hit on Max Pacioretty during the 2010-2011 NHL season).

in the NHL, a type of boarding hit-at an angle of course-the point of which is to injure a player of the opposing team.
NHL fan forum post: Shame on you, dear Mr Gary Bettman for not having suspended Zdeno Chara for more games after his infamous z-chara board hit on Max Pacioretty.

reply to post: asking yourself the question of whether or not Zdeno Chara intentionally injured Max Pacioretty is meaningless. Whether intentional or not, a z-chara board hit, IMHO, is supposed to be banned in the NHL; an NHL game is not some kind of modern Roman gladiator spectacle where injuring, maiming, and even sometimes killing, one's opponents was permitted.
by Sexydimma April 30, 2014
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One Hit Mitt

When you and your friends are smoking a bowl and you think it's kicked, you can take or offer the One Hit Mitt. Blast that bowl with your lighter to get all you can out of it and prove that there's always something more at the bottom of the bowl.
This bowl is pretty kicked. Do you want to try the One Hit Mitt?
by bababooey93 January 12, 2014
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Hit the J-Nub

When you lose your leg in a motorcycle accident and put your Nub on your wife's back while you have sex with her
That shit was crazy man I hit the J-Nub on her last night
by 420doughboy702 August 7, 2025
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Hit on

Ask for someone's biological gender
Hit on E.g. "Hey what's your biological gender?"
"LEAVE ME ALONE WEIRDO!"
by Coolkid498235 February 1, 2024
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Hit that like button

Go fuck yourself bitch. Say something likable and I'll like it if I feel like it. You're like a fucking panhandler except NOT treated with contempt by the broader society.
Shit head "Hit that like button!"

Hym "Do I answer to you!? Does Joe Rogan beg for likes? Did you say something that I liked just there? Do you know? Did the people who looked you up leave a like? There. There are your likes motherfucker. It's implicit in the act of asking for likes that you don't have faith in your work. YOU KNOW that you're trying to artificially inflate the perception of your content by pleading with people to hit the like WHEN THEY OTHERWISE WOULDN'T WISEASS. Do I do that? I couldn't people to stop liking it if I tried. Literally. You know you're a bum for that. I'll hit the like button if I feel like hitting the like button. What have you done for me? Not a single thing. I didn't by the way. I didn't hit the like button. I had an open mind about it when the video started and then you started asking for likes and now you better hope you say something profound. Which you won't. Let's see YOUR Netflix anime adaptation ya fuckin chump."
by Hym Iam March 3, 2023
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hit with a k

If someone hits you with a k. you just got the ultimate "fuck you text"
douche1: ya I sent her an unwanted dick pick and she hit me with a k....
douche2: not cool bro ur balls r slappin

Douche1: not ok to hit with a k
by lucifer69420 February 3, 2018
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hitting the fishtank

It is slang for smoking weed, pot, marijuana. It came from a group of guys wondering if you could use a fish tank as a bong and get the fish high.
I was hitting the fishtank a little to hard last night and passed out.

weed getting high
by Teej September 24, 2016
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