David

Extremely attractive, muscular, and smart ... But not smart enough to like Loral.... Just love me already.

I love you David, I want my babies to look like you.

by Doedoedidit November 23, 2022

David

short, fat, triple chin, freak and boring ahh boyfriend

*david:* "hi"
*EVERY SINGLE GIRL IN THE WORLD:* "ewww"

by ieatmensmoney December 27, 2023

david

1: leaves you hanging.
2: weirdly into pokemon.
3: a femboy/trap.

a: is he smash or pass'ing all the pokemons?
b: ew... what a "david".

by wackadacka February 14, 2024

David

david lacks a sense of humor and is shorter than Cindy.

OMG David is shorter than Cindy by 100 mm!

by tallerthandavid February 07, 2022

David

You can tell someone is a David because they have a HUGE DICK (20 inches long)

David is so hot, he probably gets all the guys at school

by Hottie_man November 19, 2022

David

A conservative male who who shits in the burger king parking lot at 4am

Homie 1: what are you doing bro?

Homie 2: im pulling a david bro what else does it look like?

by Sjsjjzbxbzbsna November 23, 2021

David

Some David's are cool, while others are assholes

Hey are you a David?
A good David or an asshole David?

by Eric Mendozo December 16, 2021