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Conner is the best boyfriend ever, hes so sweet,kind and caring (and horny) but he’s an amazing boyfriend I love him so much I hope he doesn’t die. But he’s the best boyfriend ever he’s like a built in best friend. I love you Conner
by 𝓒𝓞𝓝𝓝𝓔𝓡 June 8, 2025
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Conformie™

A Conformie™ is a person who adopts the appearance and language of radical individuality while unconsciously participating in a socially sanctioned group identity.

Driven more by the need to belong than by conviction, Conformies mimic the aesthetics and talking points of rebellion — not because they deeply believe in them, but because those behaviors offer approval, status, and emotional safety within their chosen subculture.

Though they often claim to reject the mainstream, they unknowingly conform to a pre-approved, algorithm-shaped version of “rebellion” that has already been branded, monetized, and absorbed into popular culture.

Common behaviors:
• Echoing trending political phrases without questioning them
• Performing identity, activism, and spirituality for clout or community points
• Shaming non-conformity while claiming to fight for freedom
• Confusing curated self-expression with personal evolution
• Mistaking algorithmic behavior for authenticity

Core trait:

Groupthink disguised as individuality.

Tagline:

“They think they’re rejecting the system… but they are the system.”
1. “I thought she was a free thinker, but turns out she’s just another Conformie™ trying to fit in with the discourse of the week.”
2. “It’s wild how many Conformies™ think they’re anti-establishment while quoting the same five Instagram therapists.”
3. “Once he started policing everyone’s language at the open mic, I knew he’d gone full Conformie™.”
4. “That whole event was just a Conformie™ convention — same outfits, same talking points, same hollow vibe.”
5. “You’re not rebelling, you’re just being a Conformie™ with better branding.”
by Val King June 14, 2025
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Conformie™

A Conformie™ is a person who adopts the appearance and language of radical individuality while unconsciously participating in a socially sanctioned group identity.

Driven more by the need to belong than by conviction, Conformies mimic the aesthetics and talking points of rebellion — not because they deeply believe in them, but because those behaviors offer approval, status, and emotional safety within their chosen subculture.

Though they often claim to reject the mainstream, they unknowingly conform to a pre-approved, algorithm-shaped version of “rebellion” that has already been branded, monetized, and absorbed into popular culture.

Common behaviors:
• Echoing trending political phrases without questioning them
• Performing identity, activism, and spirituality for clout or community points
• Shaming non-conformity while claiming to fight for freedom
• Confusing curated self-expression with personal evolution
• Mistaking algorithmic behavior for authenticity

Core trait:

Groupthink disguised as individuality.

Tagline:

“They think they’re rejecting the system… but they are the system.”

The term Conformie™ was created by artist and cultural critic Valerie King to describe the illusion of nonconformity within modern groupthink culture…
1. “I thought she was a free thinker, but turns out she’s just another Conformie™ trying to fit in with the discourse of the week.”
2. “It’s wild how many Conformies™ think they’re anti-establishment while quoting the same five Instagram therapists.”
3. “Once he started policing everyone’s language at the open mic, I knew he’d gone full Conformie™.”
4. “That whole event was just a Conformie™ convention — same outfits, same talking points, same hollow vibe.”
5. “You’re not rebelling, you’re just being a Conformie™ with better branding.”
by Val King June 14, 2025
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Conner Neuhaus

The sweaty and cake based character you can find in your Friendgroup . Usually seen wearing pants so tight you wonder where his testicles have gone . If I’m your Friendgroup don’t expect to much of a presence the sweaty dweeb will usually not be fond hanging with you
Woah did you see Conner Neuhaus he’s so sweaty

Yeah: he’s such a dweeb look at his pants
by Tim thinks July 27, 2025
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Conner Bub

A simple dude who has a bunch of aura and fishing experience. He gets all the hoes and he gets bread.
Who is that sick guy over there with so much aura?

That’s Conner Bub of course!!
by KyAnn Pepper September 11, 2025
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Connering

The act of shoving your finger up your ass and putting it up your nose in public
"Yo I think he's Connering" "AH FUCK"
by El Bonobo September 18, 2025
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Condor Egg

To adventure into a thorn bush and injure ones bollocks
Henry ventured into the bushes for a wee, oh man he sure did have a condor egg afterwards
by Jimbo Ballbags November 14, 2025
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