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Schmoffo Bunny 

noun. A small fictitious rabbit whom is constantly happy and drinks coffee. As a personification of one's first cup of coffee in the morning. All it can say is 'Schmoffo.'
"I'm so happy I think I'm seeing Schmoffo Bunny's."
Schmoffo Bunny by leasi February 18, 2009
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Exorcist Bunny 

(Wearing baggy yet trendy sweatpants, hugging the ankles) A movement of the legs using a large hot pink ball which is propelled into the air with a kick of the feet. This is called the exorcist bunny movement.

A form of upside down squats.
Person 1: What was that!?! You totally just kicked your legs in the air!
Person 2: That's the Exorcist Bunny.

Energiser Bunny 

used to describe a guy that fucks fast and long.
Man he fucked me like the energiser bunny last night.
Energiser Bunny by Caz1981 August 12, 2009

Scandal Bunny 

Expression to show the recognition of an especially scandalous or shady situation. An accompanying hand gesture involving one hand in a fist and the other hand giving the fist bunny ears may be used in conjunction with the expression.
As the two boys disappeared into the bedroom at the party, the guy sitting next to me mumbled, "Scandal Bunny!"
Scandal Bunny by Flaggit February 3, 2010

Bluff Bunny 

A person who tries to act like they know what they are doing even though they know don't have a clue.

A bluff bunny will lie about something in an attempt to not look stupid or uneducated; though all ways proving the ladder.
Bluff Bunny: "Can I borrow your clippers?"
Owner: "Do you know how to use them?"
Bluff bunny: "Ya! I'm not stupid"

-after-

Owner: "Why does my clippings brush have oil all over it?"
Bluff bunny: "I put some razer oil on the blade and spred it around, that's what you're suppose to do."

Owner: "NO! you stupid bluff bunny! The kit comes with a different, smaller blade brush, and it's for CLEANING not painting with oil!"
Bluff Bunny by Stonemagick June 21, 2011

Flumpy Bunny

A very large imposing creature who's hobby is that of apprehension (typically with a trainee Flumpy Bunny).

They are usually found in Western Russia, as well as Ukraine, Kazahkstan as well as other countries where prostitution is legal.
Guy 1: Hey lads, wanna go for a walk and get a burger.

Guys: Urrrrrrrm.... NO!

Guy 1: Why not?

Guys: Word on the streets is that the Flumpy Bunny is back in town. We better watch out.

Guy 1: Oh sorry, looks like I was on the verge of aprehension.