Happy kale(idoscope) vincent the third

Massive pessimistic attitude. Sunburnt.

"Jesus is a scam"

"Woah! Is that Happy kale(idoscope) vincent the third?"
"Yeah, you can tell because"

by Augsutnmc April 28, 2022

Happy Holijay

This is what you say on April 20th, otherwise known as 4/20 day. Frequently used as a greeting between stoner friends on this special day of the year. Also customary to share a 'jay' on this historical date. "Happy Holijays" is also appropriate.

Happy Holijay, Matt! Wake up and come get cheap weed with me!

by Katarax April 21, 2015

Happy as a monkey fried in clarts

Someone who's really miserable or pissed of, clarts is a word for a wet mud.

He's as Happy as a monkey fried in clarts ain't he.

by Firesword101 April 7, 2025

Harshing My Happy

to be disappointed or "bummed" out

man the gas prices are really harshing my happy

by The Ken Frank Show May 30, 2008

Happiness

Something I will never have

Wow that dude rly has happiness. Unlike me

by Fhgjf March 4, 2021

jerking off with happiness

You like the pleasure your self in a sexual way to cause a slight of happiness which is not given to you by a women at this point.

I'm having a wank because I'm lonely, so jerking off with happiness is the way to go.

by Jesus da bomb January 28, 2014

Happy Halloween

This is the correct Halloween greeting. It gets used a lot on the best holiday. Halloween is the best!!!

Happy Halloween!
- on October 31st

by Best User On Urban Dictionary October 31, 2025