Impostor Apple

Ldshadowlady and Pearlescentmoon were searching desert temples for enchanted golden apples on the Empires Smp server when they realized they hade one all along, they just didn't see it.

"It's the impostor apple"

by a dude with internet August 31, 2021

apple

worse company to have ever excisted. all isheep swallow a lot of pumpkin pie. apple is such a bad company they pay their workers with dildo's!

apple swallows dildo's

by not a gay person (DylanH) June 14, 2018

Apple

An American electronics company that takes the same model from last year, slaps minimal features on it, remove features, such as the headphone jack, makes it twice as expensive, and calls it a day. Also, their Macs are expensive pieces of crap that can only run 5 fps on CS:GO, so you might as well use it as a paperweight. Most Apple fans in 2020 will buy anything with the logo on it. Not to mention, they were also caught in a scandal for batterygating in 2016.

Jeff: I bought the new Apple product!
Dan: Might as well flush your money down the toilet.

by CanadianPancake January 15, 2021

apple sauce

A term of high respect and consolation used among (usually young) men. More personal and intense than simply bro. Likely arose as a logical reaction to young women referring to each other as orange sauce.

A: My girlfriend just dumped me.

B: Hang in there, apple sauce. It'll get better.

by thadopeman December 31, 2021

Apple

1. A (fruit) which can be (eaten) by (humans) and (animals). They do not (grow) (underwater) therefore (aquatic) (creatures) can’t (eat) it. Apples are usually (red) (green) (Purple) Sometimes used as a (ball) to play (games) when you don’t have a (real ball).

2. A tech (company) that makes (over priced) products and each one starts with either “i” or “apple” some (popular) products are the (iPhone), (iPad), (Apple Watch), (iMac) and more. Most of you are probably reading this on one of these products

Example:
1. Man 1 : dude I’m really (hungry) rn

Man 2 : ok bro let’s get some apples

2. Rich guy : *Flexes his phones* dude check out my new iPhone and my Apple Watch to match don’t forget my new Mac book pro and my iPad

by Mr C MacIntosh January 15, 2019

apple kick

When you near orgasm and kick Granny Smith in the puss

Dude I was plowing his grandma then I apple kicked her right in the clit!

by Brutis May 23, 2017

Apple

Another word for an assist in hockey

Johnny had a hell of a game with 2 goals and two Apples in our 5-3 win

by BigTasty3473 February 20, 2021