Frozen Ghost

When you drop a massive log in the toilet and you are dealing with those “brown marker” moments and you just have to keep wiping so much that when you flush nothing goes down. And what is left is a turd blanketed in TP

“Watch out someone left a frozen ghost in the third stall.”

by Wheelchairchaser November 15, 2023

Stink ghost

When someone has such powerful body odor, that you can smell where they have been, after they have left.

Man I wish keelontay would shower, every where he goes he leave a stink ghost.

by E-money stink ghost January 24, 2019

Ghost trade

In adopt me when some dumbass trades you and says nothing.

Ex: Istg bro I just got the 1000th ghost trade today I can't trade these fools when I don't know what they want.

by chadeesa July 20, 2024

Ghost

A shell of a person who is neither attentive. Or present. Drifting through life.

What's wrong with him? Idk man he ghost right now

by Fuckyouwhoeverhasthatmjm2 February 26, 2021

Ghost Dick!

When someone is yawning without covering their mouth!

Look at Steven taking that ghost dick! (Steven is yawning)

by Matl0c June 3, 2024

Shrouded Ghost

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The Shrouded Ghost does not exist. Anyone who has claimed to see it is a paid actor

by Aubergine Dave July 26, 2021

Wifi Money Ghost

A young person typically between the ages of 18-22 who amassed a large amount of wealth through the internet anonymously in a very quick fashion. Wifi money ghosts report feeling empty inside and extreme loneliness due to not being able to relate to their peers and not being able to go through the typical human cycle of struggle. This, combined with the fact that they have no real adult responsibilities or things to worry about drives them to near insanity. The nature of money and human greed leads them to not be able to talk to anyone about their true struggles. All of these factors combined sends them into an extreme negative spiral. It is the exact task of the wifi money ghost to escape this extreme negative spiral, thus restoring the karmic balances and proving to God he is worthy. For this negative spiral was his struggle.

Wait you made 7 figures off of crypto?
Yea
Dude you're only 18 wtf I'd kill to be in your position

Idk, I always feel empty inside, I also have zero friends. Just don't know what to do with my life
Bro you're a wifi money ghost

by 0xRage September 26, 2023