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"I sexually identify as a Walmart bag" is a humorous phrase used to describe someone who feels a deep sense of identity and connection with the crumpled, discarded, and often-misunderstood existence of a Walmart bag. It's a tongue-in-cheek way of poking fun at the complexities of modern identity politics and the tendency to label oneself with unusual and unconventional descriptors. In essence, it's a lighthearted joke that playfully mocks the idea of identifying with an inanimate object, while also acknowledging the absurdity and humor in doing so.
- Nice to meet you. May I ask for your pronouns?
- I sexually identify as a walmart bag.
- Uhm, can I just call you they/them?
- I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG. THAT'S REALLY OFFENSIVE TO ME. I'M Walmart/Bag, NOT They/Them!!!!!!!!!!!
by Narmak2 April 23, 2024
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hole-sexual

A sexual orientation in which someone will fornicate with any hole attached to someone they find attractive
Just because I would fuck Astolfo (Fate), Haku (Naruto), Saika (Oregairu), and Luka (Steins) doesn't mean I'm gay, it means I would rearrange their guts because I'm hole-sexual and I find them hot just like I find girls hot.
by R0boT4ter October 30, 2022
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sexual personality disorder

Is a type of personality disorder primarily dealing with a person s sexual behaviors choices,decision and acts with Disoriented Sexual inhibition toward anyone of any age
by rafael e Reyes August 16, 2018
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International Sexual Freedom Day is held upon the 21th of February, a week after Valentine's Day. During this day people celebrate their freedom to choose and define their sexualities.

Many celebrate this day with their partners however it is common for others to engage in sexual activities with those they're comfortable with. These activities can be, but are not limited to, sexual intercourse, sexting, the sending of nude imagery.
"Hi! Are you engaging with International Sexual Freedom Day? If so would you do it with me?"
by TheMakerOfHolidays February 20, 2022
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Vibe-sexual

When you’re on a path to consciousness but you keep going both ways between 3D and 5D.
I can’t decide if I’m a light bring or a physical being. I must be Vibe-sexual.
by $.02 January 24, 2022
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Curl sexual

The attracting for curly hair.
Can be a man can be a woman also can be a non binary.
If you like curly your curl sexual. FACTS!
Yo!
I love your curly hair!!
Btw im curl sexual...
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