5:43

Bb i dnt understand
why we cnt hold each others hands
This time might b the last i fear 😔

Unless I make it all two clr ..
i need u so

5:43
So take
these broken wings
& learn 2 fly again
Learn to live so free

-Mr.Mister

by Bobbert665 October 17, 2024

december 5

bazoonga a girl on her period

boy: do you want to have bazoonga?
girl: yes but i’m on my period
boy: oh well, it’s december 5th

by ggrgjjy December 1, 2020

Slap 5

getting 5 percent window tints on your car.

"Cuh I just got det box Slap 5 da jakes cant c in dis hoe".

by ddefrmda45 June 28, 2022

Johnny 5

Because he is homeless and steals from garbage cans trying reassemble his garbage collection to give people he likes!

Look over there its Johnny 5, in the garbage can.

by Tweekachew October 12, 2020

The 5 Sins Of War

The Sin of Death
The Sin of Love
the Sin of fear
The Sin of foolery

The Sin of chaos

The 5 Sins Of War

by 11.13 April 5, 2021

September 5

National day of going back to prison. On this day, people return to their cells after a long period of time spent in freedom.

“It’s September 5th! Get ready! You’re going to see your cell mates again!😃”

by user3938327438993 September 4, 2022

5 minute intervals

The most annoying goddamn phrase ever that should be permanently terminated
It's typically used by people trying to save their suicidal friends

Person A: text me at 5 minute intervals or else I'm calling the cops
Person B: ugh fine.

by That genderless fucking bitch May 15, 2022