Tug of war

Instead of using rope super glue your dick tips together and pull.

My friends and I love to play tug of war together.

by Bradyburg June 6, 2024

Hippopotamus War of 1887

In the years of 1887 and 1887 there was a very violent war between the brave Japanese people protected their native lands in Norway after many Facist or more specifically Scottish Commies were financially assisting the hippos in they’re conquest of Norway caused the aggravation of the Japanese but they bravely protected their lands but unfortunately were sent of to live far away in Japan.

I lost my arm in The Hippopotamus War of 1887

by Reginald Glocksonion May 19, 2022

World War kid

A no life individual that constantly has to bring up war history

You are a smelly World War Kid

by Jones Burlingtun May 14, 2022

Comment War

A massive argument in the comment section.

Comment wars are usually started by trolls or people who can't respect different opinions.

by Lalalawhy16789 February 17, 2021

sex war

The nonviolent, respectful, tolerant different opinions about the various different sexual preferences,

The sex war is the nonviolent and covert war between individuals who have different sexual preferences, and it is slowly intensifying.

by but for October 20, 2022

World War 3

A war between humans and zombies

World war 3 is actually World war Z, the 3 just means Z in the cyrillic alphabet

by Eushshtb October 2, 2024

Resolutionary War

When you go to the gym in January and you have to battle for equipment because of all the people who made New Year's resolutions to get in shape.

I was almost killed in the Resolutionary War while fighting to get on a treadmill. I can't wait for February when things will be back to normal.

by sprtagt April 18, 2016