cell-u-lar-versity

The act of attending class by calling another cell phone that is present in the classroom while you are not.

I bought two cellphones so my friends can take one to my classes for me. I stay in bed and call the phone in the classroom to listen to the daily lesson. I guess you could say that I'm attending cell-u-lar-versity.

by poppilopo June 12, 2009

No u no tackbacks

the end of the no u

me: your mum gay
friend: no u
me:no u no tackbacks

by Memeboiiiiiiii May 10, 2019

Do u fike poneapple

A humorous way of asking someone if they like pineapple but no one gets it

Friend #1: Do u fike poneapple?
Friend #2: Huh, do u mean do I like pineapple?
Friend #1: Yee

by Fortnite1500 October 10, 2020

fac u

funny misspell

bru fac u!1!1!1!1!

by fac u September 06, 2021

C U N T

A term widely used to describe hard-working people in the medical industry, especially during the time of a pandemic

That bitch dr henry, she's such a C U N T

by Saltydoctor123 January 05, 2021

‘re u

fuck u

“ hey. “
“ ‘re u “

by kmxiiu November 14, 2021

Gia U

Gia has the fattest ass you have ever seen. You will always want to walk up the stairs behind her so you can watch it jiggle. It’s so juicy and voluptuous that you will not be able to help smacking it. She knows how to twerk and will always throw it back on you. Gia has no shame, making her the biggest, funniest, nicest skank you will ever meet.

“Damnnnnnn, Gia U was walking up the stairs and I started barking like a rabid dog.”

by gialover16 November 21, 2023