Tom

He’s got abs and everyone loves him and isn’t ginger and a massive cock and sucks himself off

Wow look at Tom sucking himself off

by Prettychillybilly September 15, 2020

Tom

Tom is a simp

Don’t be like Tom

by E045 November 22, 2021

Tom Harkin

A stuttering bastard that starts every sentence with the phrase "Ere' right". Finds it hard to get the right words out and most of the time will overthink everything he is saying. Most likely cries himself to sleep most nights cuddling a picture of Arsene Wenger

Tom Harkin: Type Of Person

Mum: "Who's crying upstairs"
Adam: "Who do you think it's obviously Tom"
Mum: "What's he thought about this time"

by BrettPoskett June 20, 2018

Tom

A 12 year old boy with osgood shlatters and a big forehead who tends to be attracted to people with red glasses

“I’m such a tom” said the boy

by Harry weir October 24, 2019

Tom and Kathleen

They are lovebirds. They both had crushes, now they WILL get married. They are the example of a beautiful couple.

Man 1- Hey dude! Look at those love birds XD
Man 2- Dude, they are a Tom and Kathleen!

by The_Worded_Master64 August 13, 2021

Tom Kendall

1) Typically your average bigot, sociopath, racist and or cunt
2) This person shows and feels a hatred against people of other races, they tend to lack a standard of intellectualism, maturity and empathy

Jack: White people are superior

Ethan: Oh, you are such a Tom Kendall

by banannanaolemate69 March 17, 2019

tom hanks spanky dank

when ur masturbating and thinking of forrest gump running into ur anus

dude i had an amazing orgasm when i was tom hanks spanky dank'in you should try and and if you dont

billiards

by voodles1 September 16, 2018