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Michael

Just really sexy and hot
Girl 1:Michael is so hot
Girl 2:I know
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Michael bore

A gay faggot - sticks rustys willy up his bumhole. Pussyhole .into beastilality . Like disabled gay autism porn.
by Allahaukbar69 March 23, 2019
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Michael

Michael Has a huge cock
Michael has a huge cock
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Michael Jackson

A famous pop singer from Indiana born on August 18th, 1958. He is known for his songs, earning the nickname “King Of Pop”. Such famous songs are:
Bad
Smooth Criminal
Don’t Stop ‘Til You Get Enough
Remember The Time
And many more. On June 25th, 2009, Michael died of a medicine overdose.
Michael Jackson is my favorite singer!
by rru12 November 4, 2023
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Michael penis

1.) The act of putting ice on one's crotch. This can be done to activate your vagus nerve and slow down your heart rate during an anxiety attack, to shrink your Johnson so that you can more easily put on your chastity cage, or to perform a thirsty Frozone.

2.) To break the 4th wall during the course of a dream, such as by cutting to the director of a movie. This can be done to give context behind the use of certain language, to ease tension, or for comedic effect.
Stella Artois: "I can't wait til you give me a Michael penis"

Kevin: "What's that, are you seeing somebody else?"

The Direktor: "No, Kevin. The Michael penis is a classic dreamfilming and medical bedroom technique with a deep and well-established history. I detail it in my bestselling book, the Art of Michelangelo Penisian, which you can order in any major bookstore or on my 24/7 birthday party entertainment hotline."

Kevin: struggling not to break character "Alright, whatever, shut up! I don't give a flying flip what the flop a Michael p-penis is, man."

Fin
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Sus michael flynn

Michael Flynn is very sus (Brjh)
sus Michael Flynn is very sus bro ric
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Michael Hutchinson

The greatest goalie of all time, despite what all of the haters say!
Cole: "Who is the greatest goalie of all time?"

Warren: "Michael Hutchinson"
by BurgerBoy1 June 6, 2022
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