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Jake Evans

A montreal canadian that got hit sticked that led to being paralyzed.
Random guy: Dude that guy just got Jake Evansed
Other random guy: dude so right
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Jake

Dick is very big and he is very skinny and his abs are very tight just like his but
I Fucked Jake and he made me cum
by Nick has a big dick May 7, 2022
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Jake Deveau

angry *ss kid that thinks that they are funny but in reality his comedy is UNfunny. Assaults childs and laughs with other child then to realise that the other child isnt laughing, then assaults kid again to try to be relevant and funny, doesnt work, he is stuck in this constent loop. remember, if somebody isnt funny, you dont have to laugh.
Kid: Hey Jake tell a joke
Jake: Hehe, bomb goes off and kills childs, LOOLLLL
Kid: ....ha
Jake: kill all furries
Kid: not funny Jake, didnt laugh
Loop repeates it self
I dont want to be a Jake Deveau
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ma-jake

the power of apparently influencing the course of events by using mysterious or supernatural forces, while simultaneously being name Jake.
His longing touch was ma-jake.
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jake

this guy jake is the kinda guy to be like super nice and kind and nice and has loads of cash in this cargo pantaloons.

he's also very secretive but also kinda short? anyways, he's like a good guy and kinda baller and maybe even a lil bit prepossessing. he's also incredibly scared of people, confrontation, and the mailman. he's also missing a toe. :( (this is where you feel bad).

um uuhhh uuhhhh ugh hmnm mmmmmm m he auhm uhm mm oohh yuuuhhh he good fella : )
also sexy
"ooohh baby, i need a lot of alcohol because i am of age citzen man"
and thats like "what the heck you are actually five years old"
and then the guy jake will be like "oh yeahg well i hate you AND your guts smile."
but then you think about it, and your like, "damn, i kinda want this guy to make out with me very passionately due to this very strong tongue that resides within his mouth."
by bill keefer May 9, 2022
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Jake Paul

Click bait, literally just clickbait
Money too lol
Also if you watch him you need to go to the hospital
Person 1: Hey bro
Person 2: Wassup
Person 1: What's your favorite youtuber?|
Person 2: Jake paul
Person 1: 💀
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Jake Schneiderman

The hottest of hots. Makes you wanna immediately take off your pants.

Will steal your bitch in 1.2 seconds

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Jake Schneiderman is a extremely hot person
Emily "OMG Jake is so hot fr"
Madison"like honestly tho"
by CheeseNoodles4562 May 13, 2022
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