sock rockin

Some thing that is really rockin and great.

'That CD is sock rockin!'
'That film was sock rockin good!'

by Bookie April 26, 2004

Take myself to the sock hop

When a man strokes himself to completion into a sock.

My mom caught me take myself to the sock hop last night! How embarrassing.

by Books and Babies August 11, 2025

sock shock

Related to jocksockshock - the act of catching your stepdad with his face buried in your sweaty, stinking socks and sneakers thus confirming that he is gay or bi and loves your male sweat smells -a potential source of blackmail. You now tease him in front of your mom by taking off your shoes and socks and making sure he sees your bare feet.

Dude I really wasn't sure if my stepdad was into my feet or not. I got sock shock now knowing for sure when I saw him with my sweaty socks and sneakers up to his nose.

by Watchinfool October 6, 2023

Social socks

Decorative socks worn for social occasions best worn with social sneakers

Jon wore his beer glass social socks to Carla and Kim’s Craft Beer Party

by TRIPLEDEAC March 2, 2019

hobo in a gym sock

Like a hobo that pops out of a train or a rest stop bathroom unexpectedly. Or the creepy coach in gym class that’s always lurking around the locker room waiting to find a forgotten gym sock.

Well I’ve never borrowed one of those things with pages and words unless it was from a library... but boy the late charges suck when they bill you a few years later. It must be a good book if it keeps disappearing like a hobo in a gym sock. I think I may get a copy for us both on amazon and avoid any late fees. ❤️

by Ellebellewa November 23, 2019

sock mountain

Mountain O' sock

Just toss it on the sock mountain!

by s33 June 4, 2009

Pink Sock

When you get your asshole railed so hard that it prolapses out looking like a pink sock.

Roy: Hey Wyatt any chance I could give you a pink sock?

Wyatt: Nigga not you. Im still recovering from the last time you railed my asshole.

by Alanthecreator March 13, 2024