sexual

when you want to shove your dick in a lava lamp

person one: you look sexual
person two:thanks uwu

by banana peel 158 June 5, 2023

Quad-sexual

A person who's sexual preference involves Males, Females, 4th dimensional beings and underages automobiles.

"Yo did you see that chick screwing that Toyota just then?"

"Yeah I have also seen her messing with 4 th dimensional beings."

"Huh, she might just be Quad-sexual"

by Blowboy6969420xD June 6, 2017

flower-sexual

Someone who is really into flowers and their different parts, and I mean really into flowers... like really really into flowers.

Jim: Hey man why are you drooling?
Shawn: Look at that stem... and the pedals.. god damn im in a rut right now... I think ima flower-sexual

by SilkySand January 13, 2023

Sexual Toolbelt

A series of useful tactics or methods that a person uses in pursuit of or during sexual activity.

"Hey Greg, whatcha thinking about?"
"Well Tom, on this fine day I'm thinking about grabbin' my girl's thighs and picking her up by them while I eat her out."
"Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw Gregory, does she like it?"
"I'd say so. It's something I like to keep in my sexual toolbelt."

by Wellfuckmewithachainsaw September 14, 2018

Julia Hsu's Type Of Vagina Are Not Approved To Have Sexual Intercourse With Until 2028

Julia Hsu's Type Of Vagina Are Not Approved To Have Sexual Intercourse With Until 2028

Julia Hsu's Type Of Vagina Are Not Approved To Have Sexual Intercourse With Until 2028

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025

Unresolved sexual tension

Unspoken lust and sexual desire. Can be used to describe the feelings of say, cartoon characters once they hit puberty and wants to shag.

I watched Ben 10 yesterday and there is a lot of unresolved sexual tension there lawl.

by CocaineLion69 May 5, 2019

luca sexual

when you’re romantically and sexually attracted to luca.

“guys, i think i’m luca sexual.”

“no, you’re just confused.”

by yu123455 May 4, 2024