pulling a european

skipping a day of showering. based of the common rumor/assumption that europeans don't shower every day. not meant to be rude toward europeans, just a way of telling someone that you skipped showering without the rest of the world thinking your disgusting and you stink.

"my alarm went off late today and i didn't have time to shower so i ended up pulling a european."

by kdrrrgs February 23, 2008

pull stones

Standing around doin nothin and tugging on your scrotum sack when there is work to be done.Dragging Balls

Guy 1: What do you do at work all day?
Guy 2: Nothin but pull stones

by rdbrooks March 7, 2008

Pulled a Melo

The act of settling for something lesser in value or less ideal because it is easier to attain or for monetary reasons. Refers to Carmelo Anthony settling to play for the Nets even though he had his heart set on playing for the Knicks.

Rob: "This hot chick was really into Tobes last night."

Rich: "So did he get with her?"

Rob: "Nah he pulled a Melo and hooked up with some fat chick instead."

Rich: "Typical"

by thetruth8734 January 15, 2011

Pulling a BM

Showing up late for work and/or working from home and performing only tasks other than the ones you are being paid for while exuding a generally demotivational attitude.

That damn Slacksquatch is Pulling a BM again, he breezed in at 10:30AM and has done nothing other than consume perfectly good oxygen and a gallon of Diet Coke.

by CitrixGoon December 29, 2014

Pulling a Leo

When you confuse your side chick with your main chick.

Leo: "Hey Erin-I mean Ava." Me: Oh shit you pulled a Leo! You are pulling a Leo! (i just put that there cuz it wouldnt lemme publish it.)

by ShrekM8 February 23, 2017

pull a Lonnie

the act of pulling out of a female during intercourse and instead ejaculating onto her pet turtle so as not to get her pregnant.

"I went to this girl's house last night and I had to pull a Lonnie because she totally wants to have my babies."

by fun-dip May 26, 2019

Pull a Dresden

V. 1. When one burns down a building

2. Causing a global war

3. To insult demigods

Jack try and not pull a Dresden this time when you house sit for me. My home owners insurance is to high already.

by Drjekel December 28, 2013