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The Sloppy Potato

A much-disputed sex act. The only agreed-upon definitions include the use of a potato peeler and the stipulation that at least one of the participants hasn't showered for at least 2 days.
Brad is such a dirtbag; he tried to get me to do the Sloppy Potato last night.
by Beary White January 21, 2020
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Potato

by BigJBoi March 26, 2021
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Potato Corner Follower

A Follower of Potato Corner Religion.(Yes Potato Corner religion is a word in the Urban dictionary by me)
by njdskjfndsjfnds November 15, 2022
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Potato fetus

Potato fetus is when a fat women has a hairy coochie that smells like bunions
Ewww all I can smell is potato fetus
by RubberDuckEater69 October 27, 2019
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Potato Meap

throbbing Meaty Torp Gobbler or Goated DD (Dick Destroyer) gunboat commander.
by DinosaurSlayer55 July 22, 2024
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Potato

The extreme sense of procrastination and the ability to roll around on a comfortable surface without effort
Sir nadim is a potato, a yummy one.
by Lord DimSum June 21, 2018
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Crotch Potatoe

1. A potatoe chip that has sat in your lap, being covered by fat which you then eat.

2. A lover who does nothing except sit on your crotch or play with it.
1. "Yes, a crotch potatoe!

2. "My girl is such a crotch potatoe."
by ChewyProductions December 5, 2017
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