Dog Crack

A dog crack can either be a dog's butthole, or a human's deformed butthole.

A dog crack usually happens at birth and causes poop to be lumpy, small in size, and sometimes causes worms since the person has a dog crack.

The person cannot perform anal sex because her/his butthole is too small for the job. They can only do it in the front.

The person's dog crack can attract other dogs. If a dog sniffs or tries to hump the person's butthole, or anything else a dog does to another's butthole, then that is perfectly normal.
There are so many dogs chasing after Smarly because she has a dog crack, and they all want it.
by slipperydick December 13, 2011
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Clot Crack

Someone who suck asshole and eats ass crack
“ dude your such a clot crack

“Your the one eating your girls ass crack
by Blue564 May 13, 2020
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She got that Crack

She is addictive either with her personality her vibe her charm her essence and her sex. She is good at what she do and one can't get enough. She gives people a high feeling that they can not get enough of.
She got that crack when it come to sex.

She got that crack vibe or essence so I am hooked.

She got that crack love it makes me feel high and I just can't get enough.
by DaCakester June 18, 2022
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crack turtle

Someone who's extraordinarily slow, maybe due to an overconsumption of narcotics.
A: Man, I don't drink wine on Thursdays.
B: It's Friday, you crack turtle.
by thepranxter July 31, 2018
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crack turtle

A crack turtle is someone whose mental capabilities have gone slow due to the excessive use of substances.
Jerry: "Oh man, I just needed two hours to take my morning dump and brush my teeth."
Tom: "You're such a fucking crack turtle, Jerry. You should consider throwing the pipe away."
by thepranxter March 21, 2018
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the cats crack

The phrase "the cat’s crack", meaning "the height of excellence", was first coined in jest during a family conversation about the low-riding waistline of one family members pants, Catherine(a.k.a- Cat) in Northern New Jersey on April 15, 2018. It can be used interchangeably with the phrase “the bee’s knees” that first became popular in the U.S. in the 1920s, along with "the cat's whiskers" (possibly from the use of these in radio crystal sets), "the cat's pajamas" (pajamas were still new enough to be daring), and similar phrases that didn't endure: "the eel's ankle", ...
That car is the cats crack.
by Don Waldoy June 24, 2020
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crack for children

Guy 1: Hey have you heard of Fortnite
Guy 2: Yeah it’s crack for children
by Fireguy47 August 30, 2018
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