Turnip brain

tyson

Tyson is a turnip brain

by Ajdkaiends January 4, 2020

Smol brain

Yes

Smol brain Yes

by Trefka i Monki December 3, 2020

spreadsheet brain

When a person is immersed in abstraction for so long that they forget to look up and smell the roses.

Common symptoms: excessive future-oriented thinking, trying to quantify everything, attempting to replace one's inner emotional life with opinions on current events

Daniel: Lately, my sleep quality has been averaging about 79%. I think it's all the stress from the crypto crash.
Melissa: Have you ever considered you may be suffering from spreadsheet brain?

by vdw17 April 14, 2023

Brain Tuner

A song stuck in your head. The condition or the song itself.

"The children's singalong gave me a Brain Tuner."
"I have three Brain Tuners in regular rotation."

by Regina de Coeli September 4, 2011

do you have a brain dislocation

Used when someone says or does something very stupid

Person 1:Iphone 6 is worth more than the new samsung!
Person 2:Do you have a brain dislocation?

by Darkestalone November 27, 2022

Monkey-brain

A reference to Neanderthals or homo sapiens, the mindset of not being able to comprehend factual information or not understanding an entire complete message.

Do you not understand that what I'm trying to say? what do you got a monkey-brain ?

by Dayg0Playz July 25, 2023

brain ded

A phase in life when you stay up till past bootycall o’clock with friends and start going insane to the point where you can cry about life and how you still a single Pringle in a world of 9 billion people then slowly recall into the darkness of sleep.

Me: *crying and eating a banana at the same time *

Friend: you brain ded?

by Karma-Lina February 26, 2018