Mary’s kids are repeat juvenile offenders in Minneapolis who receive light or no sentences from county attorney Mary Moriarty.
The 16-year old committed five armed robberies but was out of detention in a month. He’s one of Mary’s kids.
by MplsMickey February 16, 2024

A school lunch lady who allowed the sexual abuse of her son, to maintain her relationship with her sister.
by anonymous March 25, 2025

Maries are the prettiest girls you may know and everybody loves them •They are usually blonde and have blue eyes•They love to tell stories and tell jokes all the time•They seem very confindent,but inside they are shy•Maries love to go out and have fun and they are always there for you when you need them•They are the stylishest girls in the world and love to decorate their rooms and apartments•All guys try to be her boyfriend because she smiles all the time•All Maries are very creative •They fall in love very fast•Maries are usually very rich and popular•
Marie,I love you
by katie610109283773 January 3, 2017

The act having an umbrella inserted into your anus (handle first) then your partner opens it. Followed by the act of running around creating enough draft to pull the umbrella out.
by The Original Aviator January 26, 2022

A person who is not a DICK RIDER can fight in a discord server if there life depends on it is Frozon Egirl
Reck:she dick riding fr
Mari: girl shut up bald head ahh up yo mama father and auntie got stds and parasites talk about dick riding bitch you do it every day that’s why you got 18 parasites and 39 stds
Mari: girl shut up bald head ahh up yo mama father and auntie got stds and parasites talk about dick riding bitch you do it every day that’s why you got 18 parasites and 39 stds
by mari’#9454 April 23, 2022

Mary is a very nice person, around particular people, and she always listens to you however this is only when it concerns her. Mary is a loud annoying and obnoxious person around popular people, this does not mean she isn’t nice to talk to when she’s alone. Mary is very sensitive when it comes to her height, weight, acne and her hair this makes mary a very scared and insecure person. Mary’s sister is very kind and sweet but the second she finds you annoying she will make you commit social death, which may... will result in you moving schools or dying. As nice as mary is she is still not a very nice person to any clique other than “the populars” which makes sense because she is one. One day Mary will be a mother and have to explain how she lost her virginity at 13 xxx
“Mary is a big fat bitch.” - her enemies (plural)
“Mary is my best friend she’s so cool.” - one of the annoying popular people
“Mary is so popular i wish we could be friends”. - needy person
“Mary is my best friend she’s so cool.” - one of the annoying popular people
“Mary is so popular i wish we could be friends”. - needy person
by big fat bitch boutta rant November 6, 2018

by pseudonymarificationesslesslyf March 20, 2024
