When a person seeks you out to have a conversation but does not ask you any questions. It plays out more like an interview than a conversation between friends or a one way letter - made popular by the movie Dear John.
by SammyBree July 21, 2013
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Bill: I gotta get home, Sue's in for it tonight - I'm going to John-rock her bandy legged!
Bill: I gotta get home, Sue's in for it tonight - I'm going to John-rock her bandy legged!
by DrCaulifl0wer July 2, 2011
Get the John-rock mug.Originated with Australian rugby league fans who would build Bronze statues of the greatest rugby league player that ever lived - derived from the analogy of 'bronzing' a player called Andrew Johns.
"Have you given thought to building a statue of bronze for Johns, rugby league's 8th immortal and greatest player of all time?"
by Statue Guy January 28, 2020
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Get the Elton John mug.by Vaginal Dave July 1, 2003
Get the Mississippi John mug.Person 1: Bro, why do the girls like Chad so much? He's hot and good at everything, but he's a dick.
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a John Mayer.
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a John Mayer.
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