Elephant John

Another term for "going comando". Due to the book "What Color is Your Underwear?" By Sam Lloyd. It is a childrens book which has pictures of animals in their underwear, until the last page which is an elephant named John who "forgot to put it on".

"Oh shit, Brian is totally goin' Elephant John, 'cause he forgot to wash his underwear."

by Efant John January 8, 2009

john brundage

Cutie pie

chris: "wow john brundage is sooo much sexier than manuel"
Legit every woman: "Yeah i know"

by 69peepeebutt69 October 29, 2019

John-rock

A particularly hard and threatening erection.

Steve: Hey Bill, why are you so fired up?

Bill: I gotta get home, Sue's in for it tonight - I'm going to John-rock her bandy legged!

by DrCaulifl0wer July 2, 2011

neil johns

Syphilis. From the West Coast slang. Neil John was a fisherman who had syphilis in the late 1800s and consequently spread it around the small village of Auchnacarnie.

Sharon was admitted to hospital with a case of the neil johns

by rozzer09 August 5, 2009

John Moorehead

A failed abortion with autism, also has an ugly fucking haircut, is a furry.

Wow that’s something John Moorehead would do

by Scooby P Dee December 14, 2018

John Martin

A cockbag

John Martin.....

by PewDieBoot October 6, 2018

bronze for johns

Originated with Australian rugby league fans who would build Bronze statues of the greatest rugby league player that ever lived - derived from the analogy of 'bronzing' a player called Andrew Johns.

"Have you given thought to building a statue of bronze for Johns, rugby league's 8th immortal and greatest player of all time?"

by Statue Guy January 28, 2020