Jake

Just a guy, he plays drums and bass, likes video games and movies, shoots guns and likes cars, listens to heavy metal and jazz and everything in between. He’s just a dude.

Girl: “He Abbey, I think Jake likes you.”
Abbey: “Nah he’s just a guy. We’re cool.”

by gfuel enthusiast April 25, 2022

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Valeries forever boyfriend and husband <33 he is my world forever and always! I truly would do anything for him.. he’s so sweet and charming and makes me heart full again! When i see him i smile and sigh happily hoping he’ll always be in my sight i love this guy with all my heart!^^

Jake <3 Valerie

by Valllllllllllllllll!!! April 25, 2022

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Mumkey Jake

One of the best gorilla tag players in the world, and in the clan Mumkey.

You: Did you hear Mumkey Jake is in our lobby?

Your mate: DUDE WE NEED TO LEAVE NOW

by Creamy beans April 28, 2022

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Jake is a big dick boy who is not afraid to fuck your mom

“Jake will fuck your mom”

by Belztens April 28, 2022

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A trashy man who acts like a nice guy, but certainly isn’t. Jake will follow you home from the grocery store because “he wanted your number”. Jake never goes to jail

Hey! I was leaving the grocery store and an when I got home it said an AirTag had been following me for 15 minutes. I ransacked my car and found the tag enscribed Jake.

by Longslit May 1, 2022

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