gin if real

any average, unkempt and bland looking male with brown hair and facial hair and absolutely expressionless thousand kilometer stare

scott howl.. yep gin if real
big boss mgs... yep gin if real (No! that is not solid snake)
professur birch... yep gin if real
herobrine? yep gin if real
barbie? yes gin if real
eggman? eggman nega? no! that is gin if real
harry dubois? yes that is gin if real
blacksmith guy from genshit impact , yes that is gin if real if gacha

also call me on whtasapp i resell vintage and ket

by sirsquirg April 4, 2024

real church

Any church that is homophobic, misogynist, and non-liturgical. Used almost exclusively to contrast conservative Christians from Progressive Christians.

"Your "priest" is a woman? That isn't a real church. "

"Stop being gay/trans and go to a real church, pronouns."

"I go to a real church. We follow The Bible™️."

by SapphicSelene April 5, 2024

real rider

Someone that rides with you through everything and still has your back no matter what….

She cared for him so much that no matter what he did outta her site, she still was there for him like A REAL RIDER,suppose to for someone she truly cares about.

by Lyte Bryte April 6, 2024

The real international soapy titty pic day

Right up there with Christmas and kick a ginger day, this is a holiday that is honored world wide. The traditional celebration is sending a soapy titty pic to the ones you care about and spreading joy. This holiday takes place on April 11th.

Babe I can’t believe you forgot it’s the real international soapy titty pic day

by Mike hunt, philanthropist April 11, 2024

Real Analysis

Math from the planet nahfalafagus. We use latex and take turns doing the notes. Tom“teaches” it.

Real analysis makes math majors question why they chose that major.

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx April 15, 2024

Real titan

A REAL TITAN isn't some bs AOT "Titan", they're cool fucking robots in the best games ever: TITANFALL 1 AND 2

STAND BY FOR TITANFALL
Pilot, your Titan is ready to be deployed
Monarch is such a good titan
What's an AOT? A Titan? *turns you around* This is a REAL TITAN, mate.

by DeadlyDozer April 19, 2024

Real

Popularized by depressing TikTok slideshows, 'real' is used to express how something shown (from the slideshow, for example) is very present in their life, and has a personal effect on them.
Due to a large proportion of such slideshows to be about heartbreak, people commonly mention how real may be used as an acronym for 'Realise Everybody Always Leaves' despite not always being the case.

A: Hey, Look at this video
B: real

by ThisRandomPerson7 April 26, 2024