money

What all of society is based upon
It's practically impossible to get anywhere without money.
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Money

A rectangular piece of paper/plastic or a scrap of metal that you can trade for pretty much anything; Food, shelter, water. warmth, happiness, laughter, wires, boxes, ropes, chains, knives, paper, plastic, metal, and even an animal. In fact, money is more than a rectangular piece of paper/plastic or a scrap of metal. It is essential to human life. It is hated. It is loved. But, most importantly, it is a way for all humans to connect. That circular piece of metal, hidden away, discarded in your pocket has touched so many other grubby human fingers. Fingers which have touched so many grubby human things. Things which have been touched by other grubby human fingers. So, in a way, that penny, cent, doubloon is something that all humans can share, even dead ones.
Money, money, money. Must be funny...
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Money

A utility that we do not have a right to or own but we can earn. The amount you determines your merit, luck, and hard work.
Like water it comes and goes,it heals you, but can kill you. Like faith it's how much you think it values, it is rule by your faith you have towards that issuing public and/or private national bank.
Man 1: Damn it! I just lost my Money.

Friend: How?

Man 1: by gambling it.

Friend: Then prevent anything similar to that happening again, budget right, and keep your jobs.

Man 1: Thank you, I'm thankful for your advice Friend.

Friend: Anytime Man 1.
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Rainbow Dash-Money

Rainbow Dash's full name after she married Prince Little Money "L Money" and had her surname "Dash" hyphenated to "Rainbow Dash-Money" show L Money she loves him very much.
Hey there Rainbow Dash-Money!
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crop money

Marijuana or other drugs that are sold and the money that is earned is known as crop cash/cash crop/crop money
Tre: Wus Hanin? (What’s up)

JJ: nun much man jus got that henny n crop money (nothing much just made drug money and bought Hennessey)

Tre: oh that’s wussup
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thinking money

showing good sense and/or remarkable cleverness. Inversely, if one shows poor judgment and/or lack of cleverness, they are "not thinking money."
Dave: "Hey, man, instead going to the bar to meet chicks, let's throw a house party and tell our friends to invite everyone they know!"

Ken: "NOW you're thinking money!"

-OR-

Dave: "Why haven't car companies invented hovercars yet?"

Ken: "Who knows, dude? They're obviously not thinking money."
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Wasting your money

"this nigga really wasted their money to buy discord nitro. only stinky dweebs have the ability to use that app"
"an example of wasting your money is buying discord nitro. the fuck is it even used for"
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