Bush league behavior

The behavior of a bot

Dude did you hear how that kid was doing some pretty bush league behavior. He said, “when I use the microwave, I go to the bathroom quickly and try to beat it.”

by Iamthegodofpremoves February 18, 2023

albertan bush party

When 30+ rig workers rent a worn down strip club to snort lines of other men’s body parts in secrecy while an active shooter weans the herd. A bush measuring competition usually follows this outlandish extravaganza often won by one of the many toothless hookers who inhabit this barren wasteland.

“Oh fuck bud let’s head er down to the albertan bush party - I hear they got some mad honk on the plow from last nights bender”

by Berta proud April 28, 2023

Fuck jeb bush

Fuck jeb bush no further explanation required

Ian: Nik why did you just run over that sign?
Nik: fuck jeb bush

by Jewkill November 1, 2016

Coming out of the bushes

When a lad loses his v card

Fair play to John, he came out of the bushes!
Or
Do you think he’ll be coming out of the bushes with her tonight?

by BushLad January 15, 2020

the blueberry bush fucker

the salem witch trials happened because a man fucked a blueberry bush near a small village where he contracted a rash on his genitalia while watching a naked woman couth frolicking through the prism woods from a afar -1669

“the blueberry bush fucker came back from the dead and fucked my blueberry muffin bro like wtf”

by Snevdnun March 31, 2022

auzzie bush fire

Having your beard singed by the flaming fart of an overweight partner.

What happened to your beard?
Oh, I had a bit of an Auzzie bush fire with Bertha last night.

by William Trogan March 9, 2023

Vietnamese Bush Camper

Do not fuck with any of these men. They will shoot you in the legs and then molest you.

Joe: Oh shit! There is a Vietnamese Bush Camper!
Bob: Holy fuck! He has me by my dick!
Vietnamese Bush Camper: Gim Shi Hoyyyaaaa!!!!

by BigHarryMan69420 April 22, 2022