Slandering someone publicly, out of the blue, and keeping the source of the slander anonymous so the person receiving the verbal Donkey Punch is unable to attribute the slander to a specific person.
"I saw in the news where someone called me an asshole, but I can't tell who said that. Whoever hit me with that phantom donkey punch is a punk bitch."
by wils0njas0n May 5, 2023
Get the Phantom Donkey Punchmug. When one is hitting the bong and is simultaneously donkey punched in the back of the head leaving a ring bruise around ones lips
Marc; why does it smell like pot in the house?
Son; fuck you dad *turns around hits bong*
Marc; I'm going to donkey bowl you, son"
Son; fuck you dad *turns around hits bong*
Marc; I'm going to donkey bowl you, son"
by FagFaggotSon October 8, 2017
Get the Donkey Bowlmug. by JustDumbAsBricks May 8, 2024
Get the National donkey daymug. by Amandhugnkiss February 8, 2017
Get the yard donkeymug. the action of a neurotypical individual capitalising off the innovations of a neurodivergent individual - effectively performing the obvious steps from start to finish without any creativity or additional contributions, taking credit for the idea as if it was their own.
Mia spent weeks researching and proposing a new integration system, and amongst the stress ends up burning herself out; Lucas casually approaches to fill in and implements the steps Mia laid out. He receives the credit for the amazing work as if it was his own - total Donkey Plod.
by whosyourdani October 27, 2025
Get the Donkey Plodmug. A better name for a zebra. I will send my request to the government soon and hope they understand. If somehow you don't know what a Zebra is, it's an African wild horse with black-and-white stripes and an erect mane.
by Waicev November 26, 2022
Get the Racial Equality Donkeymug. by Taco-Puncher5,678 January 26, 2017
Get the donkeymug.