but it's a classic

How an egyptian pool singer will explain why he doesn't need to change song

So the guy said "but it's a classic!" so we kept the noses on until we left the store.

by Makrellen August 12, 2017

University of Class-Less Americans

Short mocking term for UCLA, mostly chanted by people who aren't fond of them

I wonder if she's going to the university of classless americans?
your talking about UCLA right?
Duhhhhhh University of Class-Less Americans, i tell yah

by Asappp October 8, 2017

The Ron Coe Classic

THe act of engaging in beastality, sheep are the preferred choice.

Friend 1: hey man did you get laid last night?
Friend 2: fuck yeah bud, i did the Ron Coe Classic!

by adtr160 October 13, 2017

1st in class

Students who receive the highest academic ranking, often Indians and Chinese students (i.e. Akshay, Xanin)

Person 1: Yo nigga wtf! Did you see what Akshay got on the test! Omfg! How?
Person 2: Yo what did he get? 99?
Person 1: No, nigga! He's Akshay. He got 102.

Person 2: Oh shit, he's totally getting 1st in class.
Person 1: More like 1st in ass. All the hoes will be after him.
Person 2: They already are, nigga. Just look at him. He already got all the thots.
Person 1: Oh shit, Allison and Marie talking to him. I need to get tutoring from that massive dickman in order to squeeze Allison's fucking huge ass.
Person 2: Yo nigga, back when I was 1st in class, me and Marie was fucking everyday. It was great, but no 1st=small penis=no Marie and no Allison
Person 1: Damn. I need Allison's ass. Ill go scoop those titties rn.
Person 2: Only Akshay gets to do that because he's 1st in class.

by LogangKobGetsAss December 20, 2017

Eat Ass Class

"Eat Ass Class" a class where you learn how give oral sex to the asshole of an doll, partner, ect

(btw there is no such thing as a free lunch... sorry)

"yo did you go to eat ass class today?"
"no I got lunch already"

by mr.thicc February 15, 2018

Boonta Eve Classic

Whenever a man or a woman is on top during sexual intercourse and shouts, "Now this is podracing!"

"So my boyfriend is a huge Star Wars and decided to pull a Boonta Eve Classic last night by shouting, 'Now this is podracing!' During sex last night."

by That_Sheetz_Guy May 30, 2018

lingering hand-clasp

The tearfully-touching gesture that often occurs when a pair of hand-holders hafta take off in opposite directions but are reluctant to let go of each other's hand; it involves the couple's slowly walking away from each other but still retaining their finger-clasps until their arms are fully extended between them. Several extra points if you considerately take the time to gradually/gently slide your fingers free of your friend's in a slow affectionately-caressing movement.

Tiffany and I always make sure to perform the lingering hand-clasp whenever we hafta part company after a delightful beach stroll or dinner-date; it helps keep us happier and miss each other a bit less until we are able to canoodle again the next time.

by QuacksO June 21, 2018