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Alaskan Banana Split

Tie your partner to a Brazilian Banana tree upside down as you proceed to tear open her/his anus with an old hard Banana. You then get monkeys to come to the scene by luring them in with Bananas and have the apes rape the women so she is loosened up the use the razor sharp Banana to penetrate her vagina and proceed to fuck her brains out. Then you squeeze the inside of the Banana into her Vaginal Cavity, and eat out her pussy with Banana and chocolate syrup on it.
Nigger 1: Baby can i give you an Alaskan Banana Split?
Niggers Bitch: you bet babay

chocolate-chip banana 

When a man is having anal sex with his partner and pulls out his penis to discover it is covered in shit. He then forces his partner to eat the shit off of his penis.
When my girlfriend doesn't listen I give her a chocolate-chip banana.
chocolate-chip banana by Dave Boner September 10, 2004

The Whole Banana 

What you've got when a very specific phrase completely escapes your mind and you find yourself babbling about the immensity of a subject.
Its the whole banana

suck the banana

A term to make oral sex seem more appealing to younger people, used in a situation where a young person would be blindfolded in order to hide the identity of the male apendage, making them think it is a banana.
child: "But Father Maxi, I dont want to play suck the banana anymore!"

naked banana

John Roberts ate his naked banana

Alice Sherman shoved the naked banana up her vagina.
naked banana by Casey Loserface. December 7, 2007

red banana 

When you have a red penis after fucking a chick
After i pulled my cock out of the random hookers vagina, i realized that i had a red banana
red banana by the fruit lady May 13, 2005