by Ticc Af December 20, 2017
1. A woman with an odd shaped booty.
2. A man with either asymmetrical genitals or a huge booty that sticks out and only women should have.
2. A man with either asymmetrical genitals or a huge booty that sticks out and only women should have.
1. "Dang, the doctor must've messed up her butt implants 'cause she got an apple bottom!"
2. "Trust me Becky, John is such an apple bottom because when we did the deed, I felt so awkward feeling genitals like a basketball and a baseball in a nut sack."
2. "Trust me Becky, John is such an apple bottom because when we did the deed, I felt so awkward feeling genitals like a basketball and a baseball in a nut sack."
by Failed Dictionary June 24, 2016
by Rider349 October 25, 2018
When your texting some one and you say apple sauce then they say ok, it means that the hoocaust will happen again one day
by Nick negro March 08, 2018
The not known hidden legion of wings "Apple Red Wings"-
When you insert an apple in a woman's vagina butt first. Then you pull it out from the stem then eat it. All of this is performed while the woman is menstruating.
When you insert an apple in a woman's vagina butt first. Then you pull it out from the stem then eat it. All of this is performed while the woman is menstruating.
Joey:" Dude John got his apple red wings."
Tim:" Oh man thats FUCKING GROSS!"
Joey:" Yeah and he also got his plum violet wings."
Tim:" Oh man thats FUCKING GROSS!"
Joey:" Yeah and he also got his plum violet wings."
by The New Messenger May 12, 2011
An extremely large penis. A dick that when fully erect can exceed the length of 9 inches and up. The length is not the only impressive feature, but these large penises also have a significant girth that can weigh up to 3/4 pounds when at full blood capacity. Men who are blessed with such a large cock oftentimes are unaware of their impressive appendage and are sometimes surprised to learn that many women are often afraid of its size in their young adulthood because of massive size that can cause insecurity during sexual encounters due to their inability to handle such a gigantic pecker. This special men later find that only a special woman with the right skills of handling an incredible dick without crying about the pain of intercourse or provoking an unattractive gag reflex during fellatio. Women all over the world who are lucky enough to get a special man to be their husbands all understand why their huge dicks are often described as; “like a baby’s arm holding an apple”
“Gurl…. You wouldn’t believe me if I told you how huge Mr. W’s dick is….let’s just say that it’s like a baby’s arm holding an apple”
by milfndenver July 08, 2024
From the depths of a crumbling Empire, and a horrible failed infiltration of the student government. The Apple Lord left his followers for High School, and a New Government was established in it's place. Now Being known as " The Neø Apple Council of Higher Value". With Extreme plans to stage a student government coup, and take control of their school. It started catching on and now has a seat at the United Nations. They also have a dope ass anthem.
A Term coined by students with nothing better to do with their lives.
"Boy I Love Neø Apple Lordism"
"Boy I Love Neø Apple Lordism"
by Third Apple Council Member August 18, 2021